Chapter 81
Chapter 81
"Ahh~ Everyone, have you seen the touching mother-daughter relationship, and she burst into tears?"
"Hey, it's just that this kid is a bit rebellious after spending all of his time."
"It doesn't matter, when the god succeeds in taking the position, he will be able to educate her well."
"Another day of tossing and turning for the emperor's face"
"Defeat Zhiyun, get Dijun, brothers and sisters, go!"
The gods subconsciously ignored the conversation between the two and indulged in their own world.
Si Ming was even more daring, and jumped directly behind Shi Shi, and slapped her on the buttocks: "You child, why are you so ignorant that you still don't admit your mistake to Aunt Hua?".
Time's expression cracked: "Go away."
Si Ming ignored her, but said to Hua Li flatteringly: "When I was young, this child was not very good at playing with a small brain, Aunt Hua, forgive me, after all, it is my own child, so there is no need to put it in the dust-cleaning stove, right? Besides, in two days' time there will be the Six Realms Daoism Exchange Conference, and if we don't have a little time, our college will lose miserably, Aunt Hua held her hands high."
"That's right." Shi Guang immediately understood that Si Ming was saving himself, and nodded in haste: "I am the champion of the Taoism debate in the three consecutive worlds, Hua Tuo Sandao."
Hua Li's dark complexion quickly receded, and he controlled the dust-cleaning stove close to Shi Guang's head to stay still, and looked at her with a half-smile: "But how did I hear that Shi Guang is the last one in the theory class of the Lord's Taoism, and it depends on his looks. The Temptation Witch won the championship?"
In fact, it’s okay to say so, to be honest, the previous runner-up Yizhihua and the third runner-up Xiao Liangmin are her fanatical suitors.
Shi Shi choked, filled with righteous indignation: "Slander, those little rookies can't quarrel with me at all."
"Okay." Hua Li's eyes were difficult to discern: "Didn't Time Lord destroy the past life spell before, if you recite the full text today without missing a word, how about exempting you from punishment?".
Time: "...".
Si Ming said haha: "Aunt Hua, she just came back when she was young, and she was tired, otherwise, how about I recite it for you after she finishes attending the exchange meeting?"
Hua Li smiled slightly: "I'm not an unreasonable person, how could I delay the students from participating in the exchange meeting?" She waved her hand, put Shi Guang and Si Ming into the dust-cleaning furnace at the same time, and lazily said: "I can't bear to break up good sisters, After two days, let you out."
After finishing speaking, Hua Li glanced at the gods who were staring at her obsessively, raised his eyebrows, and said indifferently: "The gods are so free, but is it because there is less schoolwork?".
In order to see the excitement of Lord Shiguang, I almost forgot that the next thing is Emperor Huali's Taoism class. The gods were so frightened that they ran away in a hurry.
Hua Li retracted the dust-cleaning furnace, turned into a blue light, and disappeared in mid-air.
Time: "...".
Siming: "...".
The two sat in a glacier that stretched far and wide, looking at each other.
When the cold wind blew, Si Ming hugged his trembling arms, and murmured puzzledly: "You are the one who made the mistake, why did I appear here, it doesn't make sense?".
Shi Guang moved his hands and feet, and found that he couldn't use a sliver of divine power, so he said angrily: "The old woman hates being arranged by others the most. You usually like to run to the gossip gentleman. You don't know that? It just hurts me."
"Damn, I haven't seen you for a few days, and your mouth is still so cheap." Si Ming smiled angrily, and replied unceremoniously: "Old girl... bah... Dijun, she clearly hates people saying that she is old, sisters kindly come to save you, you don't appreciate it ?”.
Shi Shi sneered: "Speaking of our mother and daughter, you still call her aunt, sister, you are not innocent."
"Almost forgot about this." Si Ming slapped his head, stepped forward and shook Shi Shi's shoulders: "Hurry up, please mom, I'm going out to find my husband."
"Please Mom, let go!"
"Please mom, don't let me go!"
"Please mom, don't let me beat you up!"
The two were arguing and wrestling in an extremely childish way, and they didn't forget to keep arguing.
"Pig, with your petty personality, are you worthy of liking women?"
"Gou Si, thank you only for you, I am kind to my woman, you don't deserve to know"
"When you are a pig, I curse your wife to run away with someone else"
"Gou Si, I curse you to continue being single, no god wants you"
……
Under the malicious destruction of the two, the shattered ice blocks flew in all directions.
Suddenly, an indescribable stench floated into their noses from an unknown direction, and the two retched in unison, and stopped their fighting.
Shi Shi covered his mouth and nose tightly, and said in a low voice, "Gou Si, tell me the truth, have you pulled your trouser pocket?".
Although Shenjun would not do such a thing, it does not rule out that Si Ming is unconventional and does not take the usual path, deliberately disgusting her.
"Pig Shi, you fucking..." Si Ming suffocated, his face flushed, and he said with great disgust, "I still suspect it's you."
As they spoke, the stench became more and more intense, like old dung that had been fermented for tens of thousands of years. The two who had lost their power almost fainted from the stench.
"Wife~" The charming voice resounded through the entire ice valley, obviously familiar, but it made Shi Shi couldn't help but feel a chill down his spine.
"That, that..." Si Ming pointed to the woman who appeared behind Time out of nowhere, relaxed, and took a sharp breath, and then she fell to the ground foaming at the mouth.
"Gou Si, what's the matter with you, Gou Si?" Shi Shi couldn't care less about other things, he ran forward exaggeratedly, strangled Si Ming's people, and successfully prevented someone from passing out.
"When you are a pig, I found out that you are really nothing now." Si Ming coughed a few times, and got up weakly: "The first stage of rebooting in the dust-cleaning furnace, infinitely magnifies the most important traits of the most important person in your heart, Sister, I really didn't expect that you are so desperate, I can't take it anymore, please be a person and make me dizzy, okay?".
Time was of course intentional, the moment she heard Li Wei's voice, she thought of it.
And she was even more aware that what impressed her most about Da Li was nothing more than what happened when they met for the first time, and the voice Da Li made when he couldn't bear it.
Of course, these times will not admit it, she looks innocent and pretends not to understand: "What about you, who is the most important person?".
Si Ming was extremely frantic: "Who else could there be besides you? If it weren't for you, would my old lady have ended up being single for tens of thousands of years?".
"Then why..." Shi Guang touched his nose guiltyly, and under Si Ming's stare, his voice became smaller and smaller.
Before the words finished, a Li Wei and two time appeared in the other three directions at the same time.
One of them was chanting scriptures, and after finishing chanting, he would yell at the teachers of the college, and this cycle went on and on, and the other crazily smashed the ice around him, which was extremely violent. cry of pain.
Si Ming: "...I didn't expect you to miss your wife like this."
Time: "...I didn't expect you to think of me like this".
The extremely smelly smell, the solemn and solemn Sanskrit sound, the painful moans that make people blush and heartbeat, and the violent madness that destroys everywhere are intertwined, turning into sharp invisible sword lights, piercing deeply into the hearts of the two.
Especially Time, on the one hand, she was so hot and hot, on the other hand, she had a splitting headache from being read, and on the other hand, she was so smoked that she almost fainted, the torture of non-God, so she had no doubt that if she stayed like this for a few more days, she would feel ashamed. It's going to be cold.
"Ouch~" Si Ming vomited beside her, and after a while, she smiled at the corner of her mouth and passed out happily.
The Dust Cleaning Stove is Hua Li's natal magic weapon. In order to supervise a rebellious child at all times, she did not impose a ban. However, this also has a fatal flaw, that is, everything that happens inside will affect the outside.
No, Hua Li was handing out exam papers for everyone, and the unpleasant smell slowly permeated the entire classroom, accompanied by strange sounds.
Because divine power was forbidden in the academy, no one noticed that the smell and voice came from Hua Li, and no one would suspect that a beautiful mentor like Hua Li would make such a mistake.
Hua Yao glanced at Hua Li, seeing that she wasn't paying attention, she secretly kicked the gossip god in front of her, and said in a low voice, "Do you know who is bold enough to play tricks on my aunt's class? Does Chenlu drink tea?".
The God of Bagua covered his mouth and nose calmly: "The more serious you look, the more you know, the Peach Fairy behind you looks very suspicious, doesn't she want to attract the emperor's attention?".
Hua Yao said angrily, "You scheming bitch, by the way, do you smell the stench, which bastard took off his shoes?".
God of Gossip: "...If you don't tell me, I thought you kept your promise and went swimming in the cesspit."
Hua Yao smiled, stood up, and said righteously: "Report to Teacher Hua, Mr. Bagua has become obsessed with practicing kung fu, and accidentally contracted athlete's foot, please go to the treatment room."
"Huh~" All the gods looked at the gossip god with disgust.
"No, no, no" Bagua Shenjun hurriedly waved his hands: "Mr. Hua, it's not me, it's the water god. He used too much force to fight monsters yesterday, and he developed hemorrhoids."
"Ah~" The others looked at the water god again.
"It's none of my business, it's the little fox fairy." The water god stood up and said, "She has body odor as everyone knows."
A group of gods pushed you back and forth, if Hua Li hadn't been there, they might have fought straight away.
Hua Li naturally wouldn't blow herself up, she cursed inwardly, covered the dust purifier hanging on her waist, and said kindly: "Since all the gods have health problems, let's forget about today's test and go to the treatment room by yourself."
"Thank you, Teacher Hua." Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then all of them were smiling, rushing out of the classroom.
Excited, two of the gods forgot to cover their mouths and noses tightly, took two more breaths, and fainted on the spot, and the gods who were walking with them immediately dragged their feet and pulled them out.
Hua Li walked slowly at the end, following the gods neither far nor near, until he approached the gate of the college, then suddenly ran out and put a restraint on the dust-cleaning stove.
After finishing dealing with the matter of witchcraft, Elder Sun happened to come back to see Hua Li, and said in surprise, "The Emperor is not in the academy, why are you in such a hurry, is something serious?".
"It's not a big deal." Hua Li coughed lightly, and performed a trick to clean up the thin sweat on her forehead and the blush on her ears, and said solemnly, "Zhiyun invited me to the Demon Realm to discuss the awards for the Daoism Exchange Competition."
Elder Sun had no doubts, and saluted respectfully: "Trouble the emperor for a while."
Hua Li waved his hand: "No problem".
The days in the dust-cleaning stove are long, the time that has been jumping repeatedly on the edge of life and death, and I don't know what night it is until they are released by Emperor Huali, and they understand that what they thought was very A long time, but two days have passed.
Smelling the strong demon energy around him, Shi Guang knew that he was already in the demon world.
Right in front of them, there is a circular arena made of blood jade. In the air around the arena, there are a large number of tables and chairs of the same style floating. Most of the contestants from all walks of life are already sitting on the chairs.
Shi Shi found a vacant seat and wanted to sit down, Si Ming who was sitting next to her immediately moved away from her: "Sister, I found Dijun's thing is really good, our friendship ends here, stay away from me in the future ".
"Love rolling, who cares about you?" Shi Guang looked for another position with a livid face, scanned the surroundings, and finally locked his eyes on Yi Zhi Hua on the right side of the ring.
Now she also thinks that Si Mingge should be okay, and even Li Wei, if she didn't have deep enough feelings for her, she would have a psychological shadow now.
Yizhihua is a sweet-looking, but violent little witch. When she saw Time, she immediately kicked away the courteous male demons around her, and ran towards her happily.
As usual, Time would find a way to avoid it, but this time, she smiled prettier than ever.
Shi Shi approached Hua Li, who was sitting on the chair, and asked for instructions gently: "Mr. Hua, my friend, I wonder if I can go over and have a word with her?".
There is still about half an hour before the exchange meeting will start. Time has already signed up on behalf of the heavens, and Hua Li is not worried that she will run away. She nodded and said with a smile: "Ten mantras, hand in in three days."
Shi Guang gritted his teeth with hatred, and after a long while, he reluctantly compromised: "Okay."
At worst, she hobs.
"Of course." Hua Li changed his posture, picked up the tea on the table next to him, looked at Shi Shi who couldn't wait to leave, and said unhurriedly: "The punishment of Lord Shi Guang is not over yet. After the exchange meeting, it will be completed in the dust-cleaning furnace." .
Time slipped, and quickly pulled a flower and ran out of the field, until it was far away from everyone, and then stopped in a remote corner.
Before she could stand still, she said eagerly, "Hold me for a few minutes, and come back to drink and practice with you."
Yizhihua squinted her eyes, took advantage of the fire and said, "Okay, but I still want a wet kiss, how about it?".
"Let's go" Shi Shi turned his face directly: "My old lady went to find a good man."
"Hey~ wait a minute" Yizhihua held time and said eagerly: "Everything is negotiable, even a kiss on the cheek".
"There is no need to discuss" Shi Guang rushed to the venue without hesitation.
Yizhihua immediately surrendered: "Okay, okay, can't I promise?".
"It's not too bad" Shi Guang raised his legs and ran away.
Yizhihua looked at the direction where time left, and a wicked smile suddenly appeared on the corner of her lips.
It's really interesting to hear that the arrogant Lord Shiguang bowed down for a mortal girl. I don't know where she lost.
Shi Shi left the Demon Realm, first went to find her second uncle, and after a lot of mischief, finally got the second uncle to intercede with Huali for her and promise to borrow the soul-shaping lamp, and successfully obtained the pass to descend to the mortal world.
After all this tossing, it has already taken about 10 minutes. Shi Shi seized the time, and with excitement, she turned into her previous appearance in the mortal world, and found Li Wei's home.
The moment she rang the doorbell, she held her breath subconsciously, a little at a loss as she straightened her appearance, silently repeating the words she had rehearsed countless times in her heart.
After a while, the door opened, and it was a strange young man.
"Miss, who are you?" He looked at Shi Shi with a surprised expression: "Did you find the wrong place?"
Shi Guang glanced inward, and said with a smile, "I'm here to find Li Wei."
"Oh, I'm looking for Li Yinghou." The young man suddenly realized: "She, who was exploring with the program group this morning, accidentally had an accident. Just two hours ago, she passed away."
"As for this house, she has already transferred it to me two years ago, who are you, don't you watch the live broadcast?".
Shi Shi hadn't listened to the young man's last words, she was stunned, and the word "dead" was endlessly looping in her mind.
Is Da Li blaming her for coming late, is he having a temper with her?
It doesn't matter, they formed a soul bond, and she can go to the underworld to ask for someone.
Shi Shi comforted himself, while pinching formulas to calculate, he turned around in a daze.
Suddenly, she stopped the movement of her hands in horror, crouched on the ground with her head in her arms, and shed tears helplessly.
How could it be, how could it be impossible to figure out where Da Li's soul was, could it be that what she encountered was something like Soul Devouring Gu?Shi Guang refused to think about this possibility, and ran to the underworld without giving up.
However, the answer is always the same, even the book of life and death does not record the whereabouts of Li Wei's soul.
"My lord, in this case, there are only two possibilities. One, this person's soul is swallowed by a foreign object, and two, this person is a person from the upper realm. If the first option is ruled out, sir, you can go to the heaven, demon, and demon realms to find him again." try to find".
Shi Guang's mind echoed the words of the envoy, and she returned to the mortal world. She found Qian Fang, sat in her house, watched the videos and reports related to Li Wei, and couldn't stop crying.
Not long after she left, Professor Zhang developed a drug to decompose the virus. The Zhang family and Xia Liang also received the punishment they deserved. Everything looked so beautiful, except that, being with her corpse all day long, Li Wei is like a walking dead.
It turned out that after Da Li learned that Boss Ba had also left with her, he was so desperate and sad that he wanted to give up his life.
It turned out that during the two years that Da Li had been waiting for her, regardless of life or death, he kept following various supernatural programs just to see her again.
original……
But fortunately, Da Li didn't die in the hands of a foreign body that devoured souls, so she must be from the upper realm. If she couldn't find out before, it proves that the soul of the upper realm is not complete, and it must not have gone through official channels To cross the robbery, as long as you inquire, if anyone's soul has returned recently, you can find Da Li.
Or maybe, with better luck, Da Li was not influenced by the main soul, so he took the initiative to come to her first.
Thinking of this, Shi Guang felt better. She packed up the video and various reports and wanted to leave.
At this time, Qian Fang came out of the room, holding a letter in her hand, and handed it to Shi Shi with sobs: "Wei Wei never wanted to face your death, she always said, you are the hero who saves the world, always One day, she will come to pick her up with a light, but I never thought that today, she will be gone, this is a letter she left for you."
Shi Guang received the letter, and after saying goodbye, he left Qian Fang's house and returned to the heaven.
On the way, she opened the letter, the content of the letter made Shi Shi's heart throb again, and he almost lost his balance and fell from the clouds.
I don't know what kind of mission you came here, and I don't know who you are, I only know that I love you... It's a lie to say that you are looking for someone else... Wife, I feel I can't bear it any longer, why don't you come back... It doesn't matter if it's a year or two, I'm willing to wait for you, always waiting for you, Da Li who loves you.
Shi Shi's stay in the Mortal Realm was very short. In terms of time, it took less than 13 minutes from her leaving to returning to the Demon Realm.
Yizhihua was still waiting where she was, and when she saw Time, she immediately greeted her warmly: "How are you doing, have you seen your little lover from the mortal world?".
Shi Shi pulled her lips, pushed a flower away, and said nothing. After a while, she stepped back and looked at her fixedly: "Seriously, in your demon world, there are demons who have just returned from the catastrophe recently, and they don't go through official channels." .
Yizhihua pondered for a moment, and said firmly: "Then we must be the only one, Zhiyun the Demon Ancestor. No, as soon as he came back, he went looking for you non-stop. Why, did you take a fancy to our Demon Ancestor?".
Shi Guang's mind moved, and he walked into the arena in a trance.
"Hey, let me tell you, Lord Shiguang, don't be emotional with our demon ancestor. She loves each other when she sees one, especially for a good-looking little sister like you. You and her are worse than me, at least, We are dedicated"
"Also" Yizhihua followed Shiguang closely, chattering endlessly: "Don't you want that little mortal girl?".
Shi Guang turned a deaf ear to it, and decisively abandoned a flower, walked behind Hua Li and the gods, and stared at Zhi Yun who was chatting and laughing with big men from all walks of life with complicated faces.
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-05-1801:14:02~2021-05-2021:56:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 178101421 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
mc-med