American comics: What kind of evil intentions could Batman have?

Chapter 23 Greenery

Chapter 23 Greenery

"You will help me, otherwise the peace of this world will cease to exist."

Harley Quinn thought to herself, "It's as if Bane, the Joker, Two-Face, and the Riddler are all some kind of virtuous women."

Even a madman like you probably still enjoys being alive.

"How about giving me a little treat in return? Treat me to a day at the spa, and give my little cousin an autographed Batman photo; he's seriously ill."

Chen Tao walked right past her and headed towards the other side of the Batmobile.

Chen Tao counted silently in his mind.

3.

"Hey, bat! Only I can..."

2.

"Bat? Batman?"

1.

"Fine, whatever, you're the boss."

Harley Quinn eventually gave up and jumped directly into the passenger seat.

Tim, the third Robin who witnessed the whole thing, scratched his head in frustration.

"...Wait, is Harley Quinn coming with us?"

He blocked Chen Tao's path: "Is this a good idea?"

"Not my first choice," he heard Batman reply, "but we can't let her out of our sight."

"She might have tipped off Poison Ivy that we're looking for her."

"Ha! That's right!"

Harley Quinn said irritably, making a cross-eyed face and then pressing her fingers to her temples, giving a silly look.

"A dangerous madwoman is right here! Nobody knows what she'll do."

The three of them got into the car.

"Harley, all I need is for you to help me find Poison Ivy, that's enough. We'll handle the rest ourselves."

Chen Tao sat in the driver's seat, pretending that he was in control of the steering wheel.

He's not the real Batman; he can't drive this thing that's called a war machine but is actually a tank. From the moment we started until now, it's been AI driving it.

"We'll go somewhere first, then set off to find Poison Ivy."

"Okay, okay, so, what exactly does Ivy want to do?"

"Based on the expertise of the kidnapped scientist Professor Goldbloom, the ideologies of the Botanist and Poison Ivy, and the attacks on the Advanced Superhuman Joint Research Institute and Star Labs."

"I've come to the conclusion that they will definitely use a synthetic formula to create the Swamp Monster, turn it into a rapidly spreading virus, and then cleanse the earth, turning people into hybrids of plants and animals."

"What? Ugh!"

Harley Quinn stretched her neck in a disgusting, exaggerated gesture, then said, "Uh, don't get me wrong, I'm definitely not a racist—"

She patted her chest with her pale little hand and continued, "I mean, I have some good friends who are plants."

"Well, at least on the bright side, they won't kill everyone," Robin said.

"Maybe," Chen Tao replied, "but if they succeed, we're finished. We'll all be living like plants from now on."

He glanced at Harley Quinn and said to her deliberately heavily, "And if their plans go wrong, even the slightest problem, within weeks or days, we could see all life on Earth wiped out."

"Wow, that's amazing," Harley said, seemingly unconcerned.

“But wait,” Robin Tim the Third said, “why do they need Professor Goldbloom? Why don’t they release the virus themselves?”

"Obviously, this is a shortcut." He quickly answered himself: "To achieve the genetic impression project, it may take several years, or even decades. Once it begins, they can no longer be complete humans. She is a congenital natural mutation, while he is a tree spirit from another dimension who came to merge with ordinary people and eventually submitted to the green of all things, a super monster."

"Tree spirits from other dimensions? Are you kidding me?" Harley exclaimed dramatically.

Chen Tao replied to Harley, "You've seen supernatural life forms before, Clayface, Killer Croc, don't you think they...?"

"Never mind," he said. "All we need is for you to help us find Poison Ivy."

The Batmobile wound its way around and finally stopped in front of a dilapidated apartment building.

……

……

……

Slaughter the swamp.

Inside a wooden cabin.

All kinds of experimental equipment are available here.

mua~

Poison Ivy is kissing Professor Goldbloom.

"Oh, this is disgusting! This is abhorrent!"

The Plant Master is a walking tree. Lush vegetation and a trunk form his body, along with a fuzzy, green head with elf-like ears. At this moment, he stands to the side, looking disgusted.

After a long while, their lips parted.

Professor Goldbloom, his eyes gleaming green, stood up blankly, walked to the table, and began to synthesize the potion.

"You think I enjoy this, exchanging saliva with him every six hours?"

Poison Ivy wiped her mouth and spat on the ground.

She said in an annoyed tone:

"If you have a better way to get him to listen to us, then I'm all ears."

"Tsk."

The plant expert crossed his arms and said, "Life is always full of hardships."

"I don't want to suffer."

"There are 70 billion meat buns in this world, and our plan will be their ordeal... at the very least, an inhuman ordeal."

Poison Ivy said:

"No, our plan is purification, to purify all organic matter on Earth. This is a very noble and benevolent act."

"Noble and righteous, what an ironic word," the botanist said. "A word coined by a bunch of heartless idiots who disregard other species and are constantly fighting amongst themselves."

Poison Ivy chimed in, "Yes, they always talk about climate change, but aren't they the ones who caused it all?"

At least on this point, she was able to reach an agreement with the plant expert, which formed the basis of their collaboration.

"In fact, it was them who did this."

The plant expert replied, "They've doubled greenhouse gas emissions, recklessly cut down forests, and ravaged this planet. You once said something, Pamela, and I'll quote it: 'Humans don't care about any of this unless we force them.'"

The two plant-based villains reached a consensus and smiled at each other.

The two stood together before the professor, gazing at the grand blueprint of their plan:

"Okay, once our virus is activated, everyone on this planet will receive a great benefit: everything will turn green!"

Professor Goldbloom used his gloved hands to scoop a white mouse out of the box and then aimed the gun-shaped syringe at it.

"You'll feel a little... stress. But little one, everything will be alright."

It injects a pale green drug.

Under the witness of two plant-based villains, the little white mouse gradually turned green, and eventually its entire body was covered with green plants, turning it into a completely green mouse.

"It worked! It's very stable!"

The plant expert exclaimed, his voice filled with ecstatic joy, "My God, look how beautiful it is!"

Poison Ivy, barely suppressing her excitement, cradled it in her palms: "Quick, come to Mommy—"

The plant expert raised his hands:

"This is no ordinary green leaf rat; it heralds a new era, where humanity's damned factories will be replaced by colossal cedar-like churches—lush greenery will cover the entire earth—an explosion will occur—"

With a "poof," the little green mouse exploded into a disgusting blob of green, sticky stuff.

(End of this chapter)