mc-med Chapter 376 Teacher Zhang, please help! Old Zhang, you don't know anything!
Chapter 376 Teacher Zhang, please help! Old Zhang, you don't know anything!
Jiang Bai thought for a moment, then suddenly shook his head.
Given the crowds at the school right now, it would be a miracle if the fans didn't lift up your car, let alone drive in.
[Ding! Host, please consider the height of your hairstyle. Are you sure the roof of that green taxi won't knock your phoenix hairpin askew?]
Jiang Bai glanced at the proudly standing golden phoenix hairpin, then thought of Qin Meng's green Didi that looked like it could fall apart at any moment, and his eye twitched violently.
"The car... is indeed a big problem."
"If all else fails, shall I sit up while lying down?"
Jiang Bai pursed his lips, his eyes gradually sharpening.
Buying a nanny van is out of the question; I could never contribute that many popularity points to the system in my lifetime.
As for the problem of hair being too high, I have a clever solution.
The remaining key is how to drive Qin Meng's taxi into the playground without getting hurt or blocked by fans; that's the real skill.
Jiang Bai recalled the scene he saw when he entered the school that afternoon.
Most of those so-called top investors and celebrity alumni park their luxury cars on the tree-lined road outside the school and then walk in amidst the screams of their fans.
Only a very few high-profile figures invited by the school are allowed to drive their cars directly onto the main road to the side of the stage.
"If only I could just drive directly to the main road next to the stage, I could not only avoid the risk of having a cardboard box over my head, but also quickly get on and off the stage before those fans swarm around me."
"Hmm...driving into school...the upperclassmen can't drive into school, how can I solve this...?"
"There are so many people on the main road right now, the school officials won't let me drive in..."
"Official school officials?"
"Got it! Since it's an official school matter, that makes things much easier! I have connections within the school!"
Thinking of this, Jiang Bai didn't hesitate and immediately took out his phone to dial a number.
.......
At this moment, it is the seating area of Class 6, Acting Department, on the playground of Shanghai Theatre Academy.
Old Zhang and his wife were sitting in the front row, their eyes wide open like dead fish, staring intently at the glowing Jiang Baizhi sign behind them.
"Buzz—Buzz—"
The phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated violently, startling Old Zhang.
He thought it was his own unfilial son, Zhang Cheng, sending some top-notch confession.
When I took it out and looked at the note, it said: Jiangbai.
Old Zhang took a deep breath, turned down the phone volume, pressed the answer button, and whispered:
"Hey! Jiang Bai? What's wrong?"
On the other end of the phone.
Jiang Bai's tone was extremely warm and friendly; even over the phone, one could sense the fawning in his voice.
"Teacher Zhang, I need your help."
"Well, my sister Jiang Baizhi encountered a tiny technical problem."
Old Zhang's heart tightened:
"What problem? What the hell? We've been discovered?!?!?!"
"...None of those."
Jiang Bai coughed lightly and said in a low voice.
"My sister's red outfit and makeup today are too exaggerated. Her hairstyle and phoenix crown are 20 centimeters high. She's really too eye-catching on the street."
"And what she's wearing... she's also dressed entirely in red. I'm worried that if my sister gets to the school gate, she'll be blocked from getting in!"
"After all, my sister has special circumstances... Old Zhang, you know that. If someone touches her at close range, cough cough, she'll be in big trouble!"
"So, I want her personal driver to drive directly into the campus and park on the main road backstage."
"You want to drive in?"
Old Zhang's brows furrowed so deeply they could trap a fly, and he refused without a second thought.
"The entire campus is closed to traffic today. Except for the cars of those important figures, all other vehicles must be parked outside and are not allowed to enter."
"You've even parked my car outside, how am I supposed to fix it for you?"
"Teacher Zhang, you've been at the school for over ten years. You're one of the school's veterans. Every principal and dean here knows you."
Jiang Bai started showering Lao Zhang with compliments.
"Just imagine, if my sister gets surrounded by thousands of fans on her way in, or if her costume gets torn in the crowd, tonight's show will be ruined!"
"How am I going to explain this to those old Dengs who are waiting for donations?"
"How am I going to explain this to my superiors? How am I going to explain this to... my brother Cheng?"
Upon hearing the name "Brother Cheng," Old Zhang's face darkened, and his heart skipped a beat again.
He turned his head and looked at Zhang Cheng, who was waving an inflatable stick and shouting "Goddess Bai Zhi" at the air with Su Ze and the others not far away, and sighed.
He glanced at the VIPs and school leaders, his eyes instantly turning extremely tragic.
"Fine! You win!"
"I'll go and speak to the leaders right away, and tell them that Bai Zhi is not feeling well and needs to be driven directly to the school."
Old Zhang paused, gritted his teeth, and instructed:
"However, you'd better act weak then, or you'll give yourself away!"
"By the way, what does your car look like? I'll let the security department know so they can clear the way and make sure they don't stop the wrong car at the gate."
Jiang Bai was silent for three seconds on the other end of the phone, then replied quietly:
"My car... is quite low-key."
"It's a green taxi, um... the paint is a bit chipped, it's not completely green."
Old Zhang: "???"
"A taxi? You're... your sister's the goddess of the internet, taking a green Didi to campus?"
"Is this your own car?! I bet you just hailed one randomly!"
On the other end of the phone, Jiang Bai sounded slightly guilty and coughed before quickly saying:
"What's wrong? A taxi is fine!"
"That's called 'true hermits living in plain sight,' Old Zhang, you know nothing!"
"Hurry up, the license plate ends in Shanghai 8888, don't mistake it!"
After hanging up the phone, Lao Zhang stood in the wind, thinking about the luxury cars around the school that cost millions, and then about the green Didi that was about to crash in. He felt like his entire worldview was collapsing.
"Hey, couldn't we have taken a nicer car? Even a ride-hailing car would have been better."
"The license plate ends in Shanghai 8888, that's a pretty catchy number..."
"Wait a minute? Shanghai 8888? That's not a license plate a taxi should have!"