Chapter 13 People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong
Chapter 13 People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong
Looking at the startled system, Li Yun raised his eyebrows, and asked suspiciously: "System, what are you doing? Is it the estrus period?"
"Meow! Meow meow!!"
Pooh!Bad host! !The system directly scratched at its unscrupulous host.However, Li Yun didn't feel much about this strength.
He gave the host a paw. After such a fight, the system calmed down a little, but thinking of what the stupid host did, he quickly gave the host another paw.
"So, what happened?" Li Yun picked up the system kitten by his lap and walked to the living room, only to find that Xiaobai, who usually watched TV, had disappeared?
The word Chuan appeared between his eyebrows. Li Yun looked at his room, but found no trace of Xiaobai, so he lowered his head and asked the system: "System, do you know where Xiaobai has gone?"
"I'm not Xiaobai's nanny." The cat rolled its eyes in a humane manner, but looked at the obviously worried host, and dutifully acted as a good system, searching for Xiaobai's geographical location.
Looking at the red dot on the map next door, the system paused and explained to the host: "Xiaobai left here to play, and will be back in a while. I will notify the host in advance if there is any danger."
"That's fine." Li Yun felt relieved when he heard that Xiao Bai just left here to play.However, Xiaobai, who is the food on the interstellar human table, is really too dangerous to go out to play. If the other party doesn't come back after a while, he will go out to find the other party and come back.Finally, there is an animal that is not afraid of itself, but it cannot be caught and eaten by people.
Immediately thinking of the first thing he said just now, Li Yun looked at the system he had forgotten, and reminded: "System, didn't you say something is wrong? What is it?"
Once the host said it, the system realized that the topic was easily changed, even if the host did not intend to, it is unforgivable! !Thinking of this, the system kitten scratched it again.
Li Yun looked at the awkward system amusedly, could it be that it just changed the body of a cat.System character will be assimilated?Now talking and meowing, if not for the humanized behavior from time to time, it is really easy for people to think that this is just a cat.
Stretch out your index finger and middle finger to scratch the cat's chin. Not surprisingly, seeing the system, the cat's fur was comfortably smoothed instantly, and it lay quietly and obediently on Li Yun's lap.
"System?" Looking at the system that forgot about business, Li Yun had no choice but to remind the other party again.
The system kitten raised its eyelids, glanced at its host, and grunted in its throat. It lazily asked its host to read the posts on the Internet first. This leisurely posture was the opposite of the nervousness and irritability just now.
Looking at the cat who was suddenly not in a hurry and still showing off, Li Yun turned on his computer, and was immediately attracted by a series of posts. He looked at the system lying on his lap with some amusement, and then looked back at the posts.
He clicked on the number one post "5000 Years of Beautiful Men in Ancient Costumes" which had already exceeded [-] million hits.The host name is Peach Demon on Peach Blossom Mountain, and the content of the post probably said that she was bored today, so she went to the Second World for a stroll, only to find that there was a crowd surrounded, so she went forward gossiping, and it turned out... I found a super sensible handsome man in ancient costume.
Then there are photos from various angles, and even a silent dynamic video was recorded.
[A handsome man in ancient costume. jpg]
[Perfect profile. jpg]
and many more
Finally, the poster asked if he knew the handsome man in the picture. If he gave his contact information, he would be rewarded.
Then, a series of people in the back were kneeling and licking, and after various analysis, this person was bound to be picked out! !There are even those who ask for support and be taken care of.
After reading a small part of the replies, Li Yun closed the post, and clicked on a few others, with the same content, just praising the handsome man in ancient costume, asking if he is a celebrity or something.
Looking at the descriptions in the post that praised the beauty and temperament with some interest, it was the first time that Li Yun realized that these people's literary talents were not bad, and the writing...he almost didn't know himself.
After closing the post funny, Li Yun moved the system's body just now.
"Hmph," the system lazily turned over, its voice full of annoyance, "Host, are you aware of your mistake now?"
... Li Yun's hand paused, his face was a bit hesitant, what did he do wrong?Although he was almost exposed, but he put on makeup, and the second world lowered his appearance. The two can be said to be alike, but they can also be said to be different. No one should recognize it.If you can't recognize it, then it should be nothing, right?
"Stupid host!" Looking at the host with no guilt on his face, the system instantly exploded and gave its own host a paw.
Li Yun touched his reddened right hand, he didn't understand why the system started to be arrogant again, so he just innocently looked at the cat that jumped on the ground.
After pawing at the soft blanket under the paws, the system just explained: "A lot of annoying guys are trying to find the location of the host because of your pictures of handsome men in ancient costumes. The system can block it for a while, but the location of the host will be revealed soon."
Thinking of the host's late-stage lazy cancer, the system glanced at Li Yun strangely, smiled gloatingly and said, "So, host, we have to move."
"Crack-"
Suddenly there was the sound of the door being pushed open, and the two people who were talking tensed up instantly, and the tone in their hearts came up, did someone find this place so quickly?
"Squeaky——" What are you doing! !
After finally arranging the matter of protecting the female, Xiao Bai, who came back quickly, looked at the strange man and cat in front of him, and cried out incomprehensibly for a moment.
"Xiaobai, you scared me to death!!" Li Yun heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that it was Xiaobai, but then he remembered that the little white rabbit went out to play alone. on their own legs.
After rubbing the other person's head, he warned him helplessly just now: "Xiaobai, don't you go out to play without my company in the future, you know that!
You know, as a dish that others like, if you go out rashly, you will be caught and eaten!For example, braised rabbit meat, steamed rabbit meat, roasted rabbit meat and so on! !So, don't go out alone in the future, do you hear me? "
... Xiaobai's body stiffened instantly, and he looked at the female in front of him dully, what the hell is rabbit meat?He is a fox!It's a fox! !fox! ! !
The surrounding system raised its paws to cover its mouth, looked at Xiao Bai who was instantly annoyed, and gloated instantly when he understood the truth.
He didn't wait for Xiaobai to answer, or Li Yun was also concerned about whether the other party would reply, he just wanted to let the other party know.Knowing that the other party heard it, he just buried his head in Xiaobai's fluffy fur, and said in a depressed voice, "Xiaobai, we have to move."
Thinking of the things he had dealt with before, Xiaobai reached out and hugged the rare and fragile female in front of it.
However, this dull and sad atmosphere didn't last long, and Li Yun suddenly left Xiao Bai's embrace.
Facing the two cute creatures, a strange light flashed in Li Yun's eyes.I don't know why, the system and Xiaobai's heart suddenly turned cold, and I felt a chill running up my spine.
"Xiaobai, and the little cat..." Li Yun took out a box from under the table, picked up a piece of clothing that made the system freeze instantly, and approached the two guys with a smirk, "Let's change the clothes before we move." Let's see if the clothes fit you."
"Meow meow meow—" please let me go——
Fuck!What time is this clothes! !
"Zhizhizhi——" Let go of me——
What the hell is that colorful thing! !
Seeing the sluggish look of the two, Li Yun clapped his hands and went to cook in a good mood.
The two little guys who were left behind looked at each other and sighed helplessly. Sure enough, they couldn't be softened because of the host/female's pitiful appearance, or else it would be the consequence now! !The system cat in a tight-fitting maid bunny outfit/Xiao Bai Qiqi, a fox in a one-piece Northeast red coat, thought dejectedly.
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ps: From now on, it will be updated at [-] o'clock in the evening, and it will be fixed at a fixed time for the little cuties to read the text, okay?
pps: Thank you Yiweiliuying for the cute mine, hug me hard and take a bite
Thank you for the nutrient solution of the cuties, hugs, mua~
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