It's reasonable to operate on a ghost without anesthesia

Chapter 134 How can I refuse to help unless I don't pay medical expenses

The female magistrate stared at Luo Ping, he always felt that there was something wrong with Luo Ping.

Although I can't tell where the problem is, there must be something wrong!

However, the old lady's words almost made her unable to hold back.

"I... I... my bottom hurts."

Of course Luo Ping knew what was wrong with the old lady, and it wasn't that he couldn't see the patient information, but he just wanted to ask.

After all, there was a female sheriff in the office who refused to leave.

"Can you tell me how it hurts?"

"A pain that swells from the inside out?"

"Is it the kind that hurts when you touch it?"

"Or is it the kind of sting after being pricked by a needle?"

The female magistrate listened to Luo Ping's questions one by one, looked at the sharp wrinkles on the old lady's face, and fell into thinking about her own life.

who am I?

Where am i?

What the hell am I doing?

Why should I stand here and listen to this ghost doctor speak these tiger and wolf words?

The old lady blushed.

"Doctor, I'm not afraid of making fun of you if you say it... I'm under..."

The old lady took a deep breath, as if she had exhausted all her courage and courage, and said very seriously: "I have grown a ball!"

I'm fuckin'!

At this moment, the female sheriff's heart was broken.

What the hell did I hear?

wrong!

What the hell did I just help in here?

I am so convinced!

I really helped!

I obey... help... Fake!

At this moment, the female sheriff thought about all the swear words she had accumulated in her life, and uttered them frantically in her heart.

Looking at that damned ghost doctor Luo Ping again, he found that Luo Ping had a calm expression on his face, as if he had heard a trivial matter that could not cause any disturbance in his heart!

really!

As difficult as the legend says!

There is no change in expression!

Luo Ping naturally knew that the old lady had a ball underneath, and even knew why she had this ball.

But why do I not let patients speak out because I know it?

This is disrespect for patients.

"Old man, besides the pain, are there any other symptoms?"

"I'm at home trying to cut it off!"

"Did you make it?"

"Success!"

"congratulations!"

"It's growing again!"

The female sheriff can't hold back!

What's the matter, although I have been in the strange world for more than half a month, I have encountered many strange things and seen many strange ghosts.

But today I really opened my eyes!

Bang!

The female sheriff slams the door and leaves!

Seeing that the security guard finally went out, Luo Ping was also relieved.

I am not afraid of the recklessness of the chief executive Tuo Tuo Tuo, nor the stupidity of these so-called temporary justices!

Such an opponent, flattened and rounded by himself, can be done casually!

But it's the female sheriff, who has the willpower to persevere and keep her eye on her, is the most troublesome and hard to get rid of.

Fortunately, it is finally thrown away now!

"I actually know it, it's because my son said something wrong."

"He! He's an expert in economics!"

"Not long ago, some ghosts went to the lord's office building to make trouble, saying that they couldn't survive!"

"As for my son, he is so kind, so he went to tell other ghosts that those troublemakers are completely unreasonable!"

"In the entire Qingming City, each ghost has an average of 300 guild coins in assets! How can it be impossible to survive!"

Luo Ping knew that the old lady's illness was actually a curse called the crowdfunding curse.

The disease description mentioned that it was because of too many ghost curses. Although these curses were not effective, as the number of cursed ghosts increased, it finally came true!

"So, your son said that the average asset of ghosts is 300 coins, and other ghosts say that his parents have an average of one ball?"

The old lady nodded with tears in her eyes.

Luo Ping looked at the pitiful appearance of the old lady. Although he felt that the economic experts were hateful, her parents were innocent!

"Old man, if you think about it this way, at least prove that the expert was born to your husband and wife. Isn't this directly saving the money for the paternity test!"

Hearing this, tears flowed from the old lady's eyes.

"But my old man is fine, brother Wang next door...he's the only one left!"

At this moment, Luo Ping was also a little confused.

Who would have thought that the little curse of crowdfunding not only verified the law of averages of economic experts, but also verified the law that green hats must be kings by the way!

"Your condition, the gynecology department and the andrology department are silent after reading it."

"But it's okay, stay in our hospital first."

"Afterwards, we will conduct a comprehensive examination of your body!"

"Then call all the experts in our hospital..."

The old lady immediately waved her hand, "Farewell to experts! My son is an expert, and I know the virtues of experts!"

"Well, I will only consult with the doctors in our hospital to discuss your condition."

Only then did the old lady show a satisfied smile.

Later, Luo Ping asked Ning Xiaochun to take the old lady to go through the hospitalization procedures.

Although Ning Xiaochun, as Luo Ping's current assistant, doesn't need to do such chores.

But this old lady is the mother of an economic expert!

Must be rich!

People are rich, how can you be worthy of the money cheated by economic experts if you don’t provide some more advanced services!

At this time, the female sheriff at the door continued to stare at Luo Ping who had just walked out of the office.

Suddenly, the nurses pushed one after another hospital beds with wheels.

"Give way! Make way! Someone is injured and needs to be treated right away!"

The female sheriff turned her head to look, and couldn't help being shocked!

I saw that the hospital beds with wheels were mighty, like a long white motorcade.

And the people lying on it are all colleagues who came with me this time!

"What exactly is going on?"

The female nurse looked bewildered, "I don't know, I fainted on the ground when I found it, and we are going to rescue it right away."

The female sheriff immediately realized something was wrong!

He turned his head and glanced at Luo Ping.

Luo Ping pointed at the temporary sheriff players on the hospital bed, "If your colleagues are all here, why don't you look for a search warrant first, and show me if you find it, so I can cooperate with you in the investigation."

The sheriff stared.

If she still can't see that all of this is Luo Ping's mischief, she is a fool!

The search warrant is definitely gone!

Moreover, more than forty players seemed to have been injured to varying degrees.

Seeing the female security officer, Luo Ping glared at him viciously and curled his lips.

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor, and I will definitely not die. Unless they don't pay for the medical expenses!"

Hearing this, the female sheriff trembled with anger!

People are what you hit!

It's not you, it's also the hands of other ghosts in your hospital!

Then you have to pay for medical expenses!

Are you the devil?

The female security officer was furious in her heart, and found that the corner of Luo Ping's mouth was raised just now.

"Are you kidding?"

Luo Ping immediately held back his laughter and kept shaking his head.

"I've been trained to never laugh, no matter how funny it is!"

The female security officer was so angry that she rushed towards Luo Ping. If she didn't have a sliver of reason, she would almost have attacked Luo Ping.

"Ms. Sheriff, don't do anything casually!"

"Take action against a doctor who saves lives and heals the wounded casually. This is not in line with the rules and justice that you sheriffs must protect~"

"you……"

The female security officer pointed at Luo Ping, but found that she really had nothing to do with Luo Ping!

"You wait for me! Hmph!"

The female sheriff flicked her sleeves and turned to leave.

Luo Ping looked at the back of the female security officer and waved gently.

"Remember to tell Tuo Tuo Tuo to send over the medical expenses! Otherwise, it will be easy to delay the treatment!"