Chapter 50
Chapter 50
Qin Yu's birthday is on August 23th, and Yan Yexiu's birthday is on April [-]rd. Both of them have birthdays in the Gregorian calendar. In April, both of them were busy graduating and looking for jobs. Yan Yexiu's birthday was also It didn't work out, the two of them even had a quick video chat that day, and then turned on the camera to face the computer to deal with their own affairs, and the sound of the two parties' keyboard knocking mixed together was regarded as chatting.
But now they have graduated, their jobs are stable, they don’t have a house for the time being, but there’s nothing wrong with renting a place—more than a month has passed, and everything is on the right track. Qin Yu’s birthday, Yan Yexiu, feels that he has It is necessary to prepare well.
Cough, although some things are out of place, Yan Yexiu did not think of Qin Yu's birthday. It was Penguin who told him. A few days before Qin Yu's birthday, Penguin suddenly popped up a reminder, telling him that a friend had a birthday. !Only then did Yan Yexiu realize, oh, Qin Yu's birthday is coming up.
It's not that Yan Yexiu doesn't care about Qin Yu, but that he doesn't record his gratitude for various festivals in his birthday diary at all.There are no holidays on some festivals, so why remember him?
By the way, Qin Yu and Yan Yexiu are very similar in some aspects, they don't pay much attention to birthdays and various festivals, so Yan Yexiu is very confident to surprise Qin Yu on his birthday.
Then Yan Yexiu, who was very confident, went to Taobao, wandering around without any purpose, not knowing what to buy for Qin Yu, feeling that Qin Yu didn't lack anything?Buy Qin Yu a tablet computer?Qin Yu said before that he wanted to get a tablet computer, but why is the tablet computer worth three or two thousand?The salary is not paid until the [-]th, and Qin Yu will have to live on a tight schedule for the next few days if he wants to buy a tablet for him!
But it doesn't seem to be tight?How much money does he have left?Look, tsk, he only has a quota of more than 1000... Can I raise it?Oh? !He was able to mention four thousand at once!Has he used Huabei frequently in recent years?The credit limit is so high? !Awesome myself!
Did Qin Yu himself fancy any tablet computer before?
Yan Yexiu logged out of his Taobao account to log in to Qin Yu's. After logging in, he was stunned. Qin Yu's shopping cart was actually empty? !
Is it disconnected from the internet?
Yan Yexiu thought that if there was no tablet in the shopping cart, he could look at other things, and it would be okay to clear everything else, right? !But there is nothing? !Unscientific!Is it okay to delete the shopping cart when you are free? !
yes!Why delete the shopping cart when you are free?Qin Xiaoyu has something to hide from him!
Yan Yexiu suddenly started a conspiracy theory, or it could be said that he was in a panic.It's noon, he can't fall asleep anyway lying on the table, since he can't sleep, then find something for himself to do!For example, looking through Qin Yu's shopping cart, what was there before it was emptied!
However, the almighty Baidu did not tell Yan Yexiu how to restore the emptied shopping cart. Yan Yexiu himself is not a hacker master, so he can only look at the computer dumbfounded.Then Yan Yexiu stared at the computer for a while and suddenly remembered something, opened the favorites, and found that the favorites were full, ranging from a combination cabinet to toilet paper.
The feeling is that Qin Yu tidied up the shopping cart, deleted all the unnecessary ones, and then stored all the useful ones...
Yan Yexiu was suddenly disappointed, so he started looking through Qin Yu's collection to see what Qin Yu had collected but didn't buy back.
Qin Yu kept this down jacket but didn't buy it, and the quality of the reviews was good, but isn't it a little strange to buy a down jacket as a gift in summer?No matter, first copy the product name and send it to yourself. It is cheaper to buy clothes out of season. If there is nothing else, I will buy this. Buy two sets.
Sports shoes for middle-aged and elderly people?What is Qin Yu doing collecting this stuff?Fuck? !There are many young people in the comments!Um?It looks really comfortable to wear, and it can also relax the spine?Are middle-aged and elderly shoes so awesome? !Forget it, write it down too.
tie?This can have!Write it down, write it down!Good tie!Why didn't he think about giving the tie before!
Underwear... It seems that they really should change a batch of underwear/pants?This one has to be bought, it's time to get a new one, Qin Yu has always bought from this store?Then return this one, two boxes first.Um?Why does this house have candy colors besides black, white, blue and gray?Retarded?So the bright colors are for the year of birth?
It’s okay to buy underwear/pants normally, but Taobao has a problem, he likes to “guess you like it”, Yan Yexiu saw it after reading the details page and thought about recommending it, and there is such a recommendation, he is a sexy insider The recommendation of / pants.
Chinese people are always overly reserved, thinking that sex is filthy/obscene and should not be shown in front of people.Although Yan Yexiu only agrees with the second half of the sentence, but the general environment is such that he looked around before clicking on the relevant recommendations to make sure that no one around him would not notice him in the next period of time, so he clicked on it .
This... won't it hurt?Can't hold back at all?Or this play should be for emmmmm... Forget it, I can't appreciate it.
Yan Yexiu, who felt sore when he looked at it, lost interest after sweeping his eyes twice. In his heart, he wanted Qin Yu to wear something for him to see, but that kind... Forget it, appreciate it Not coming.
But there are some things that the more you think about them, the more you think about them. Yan Yexiu flipped through the men's coat and saw that his hand uncontrollably entered the four words "sex/fun goods" in the search bar, and also noted male, and then started Facing a series of search results, he is full of embarrassment. (already cut my own number)
If you have a boyfriend, what more can you fill/gas/baby/baby fly/machine/cup!This search is not smart at all!Spicy chicken system!
Then Yan Yexiu manually searched for some things...
Of course, he didn't dare to buy anything that was too extreme. He didn't know how to play with things that were too exciting. The most important thing was that he didn't want to part with them. I can't imagine how to put it in the body, doesn't it hurt?
Well, Qin Yu, who had fun on his birthday, shouldn't object, but if it's just like this and he's going to die the next day, then what can we do?It’s not easy to hide such a big down jacket at home, so it’s better to use a tablet. Qin Yu sometimes uses his mobile phone to process some things and look at forms, and he feels aggrieved for Qin Yu when he looks at it.Buy a tablet Qin Yu is comfortable to use and he can also use it to play games when Qin Yu is not in use. Playing mobile games with a tablet must be more enjoyable than playing with a mobile phone!
That's it!buy a tablet!
The tablet arrived very quickly, three days before Qin Yu's birthday, and Yan Yexiu hid it under his boxes, together with other gadgets.
Putting it there, Yan Yexiu was quite worried at the beginning, afraid that Qin Yu would find out in advance, and also afraid that the two cats at home would get things out when they were running cool. Dai Niu Niu's psychosis is not the convulsion you can imagine.But no, neither Qin Yu nor the cat ran there for the past three days, and Yan Yexiu's things just lay there quietly and peacefully, which made Yan Yexiu heave a sigh of relief and at the same time feel a little disappointed.
On Qin Yu's birthday, Yan Yexiu didn't buy a cake. He turned to the cake shop when he got off work and came out with a bag of yogurt puffs in his hand.
During his birthday in the first semester of freshman year, they had only been together for two years. At that time, they still paid attention to romance and small surprises. At that time, Qin Yu came to his school to find him with a big cake, and the two of them were holding the cake at school. In the grove, I fed the mosquitoes facing the moon all night, and ate the cake with the blood of the mosquitoes. I was reluctant to throw away such a big cake. The two of us ate it until midnight and almost vomited. The two of them never wanted cake again, at least not cream cake.
Yogurt puffs are also good if you don’t eat cream cakes. They are sour and sweet, and you won’t get tired of eating them together. The most important thing is that the puffs are small and easy to clean up after eating. !How perfect!
So, the people who checked Weibo that night saw that the dog food blogger they followed updated a Weibo with only four words: Happy birthday, with a picture spelled out of puffs, a puff The number 23 made of puffs is wrapped in Fuxin.
【Happy birthday! 】
【Happy birthday! (Which birthday is Daye and Mrs. Ye?)】
【Happy birthday?Is there an update on birthdays?Daye, you've been out for another three days! 】
【Happy birthday!But still reminders!Didn't it mean that there will be more videos after it stabilizes? !Please update! 】
【Happy birthday!The cow's paws are about to catch puffs!Cats can't eat butter, can they? ! 】
【Happy life!Are the puffs made by Mrs. Ye?Show your heart to Mrs. Ye who is ingenious and handy!Daye is so happy! 】
The author has something to say: Tomorrow I want to write a live broadcast of Qin Yu’s birthday. The content is Qin Yu and Yan Yexiu’s questions and answers. Do you have any suggestions from Weibo bloggers who often have topics like [boyfriend’s proposition]? of?I want to play some propositions for them to answer~
Well, there is also a link to read comments. If you have any questions or want to know, I can comment and leave a message~
By the way, let's take a look at my Weibo, Pingxi's Weibo is called [Lingluo Years]
grateful:
If someone Xi Shan Zhi A threw a landmine
Wow!
Good night everyone~
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