Mimosa dressed as cannon fodder

Chapter 26 Shocking Big Melon

【Fuck, my blood bar is gone】

【Fengshen, will you or will you】

[This wave of coquettish operations can be called the scene of Fengshen slaughtering dogs]

【Wow, woof, it's great to have someone you like】

[So, this is equivalent to an official announcement, right? 】

[Why do you want to kowtow?I just want to watch life variety shows, not to watch you spread dog food]

[Learning is useless, learning is useless, follow Feng Laogou to learn fishing routines]

……

The live broadcast room was already boiling, and Zhang Hanxiu at the scene was also blushed by Feng Yihan's coquettish operation, "Senior, senior——"

"What? My heart hurts from falling, and you still refuse to rub it for me?" Feng Yihan raised his eyebrows and smiled wantonly.

Zhang Hanxiu blushed and said, "I, I'll rub it for you."

As he said that, he really gently moved the hand on Feng Yihan's chest.He lowered his head, and his long eyelashes cast a light shadow on his fair face, like beautiful black wings.

The photographer who was following him gave Zhang Hanxiu a big close-up.

The studio went crazy again.

[I'm gone, Fengshen, draw your sword, I see your wife]

[How can Xiaoxiu be so obedient, so obedient, and so cute, who wouldn't want such a Xiaoxiu? 】

【My God, do such eyelashes really exist?It’s really like a child’s eyelashes, long and distinct, the eyelashes are perfect】

[Don't say that Fengshen wants to lie to innocent children, I want to lie too, Xiaoxiu, let's go with my sister, my sister loves you]

【Zhang Hanxiu is so beautiful that even a man would fall in love with me】

Feng Yihan didn't blush at all, and didn't feel uncomfortable, just lying on the ground like this, watching Zhang Hanxiu rubbing his chest seriously with great interest.

After rubbing for a while, Zhang Hanxiu asked softly, "Senior, are you feeling better? Are you uncomfortable lying on the ground?"

"Well, then pull me up!"

"it is good."

Zhang Hanxiu got up, stretched out his hand to pull Feng Yihan.Only then did Feng Yihan stand up from the ground like a fool, and Zhang Hanxiu saw that his clothes were stained with dirt, so he patted him clean again thoughtfully.

Feng Yihan enjoyed this kind of treatment very much, "Child, I didn't expect you to be so caring. Senior will be so touched."

"Senior fell down because of me, I should say sorry to senior."

"Well, I'm so polite. It's not in vain that I love you so much. Want to play for a while? I'll teach you."

"it is good."

Zhang Hanxiu had just learned it and was in high spirits. The two played in the empty square until the sun went down, and then they were ready to go back.

Feng Yihan was riding a bicycle, driving Zhang Hanxiu on the road covered with sunset light, in the distance were green hills, and the evening wind blew their hair, beautiful and moving.

【Looking at the relationship between Fengshen and Xiaoxiu is really sweet and healing】

[I also want to ride a bicycle with my boyfriend to watch the sunset]

【Obviously they are so happy, why am I so moved that I want to cry? Is this love?I believe in love again]

【Lock me up, I fell into the pit of the mimosa, and I can't get out again】

When the two were going down the mountain, they also met a mother-in-law who sold flowers. Feng Yihan bought a bouquet of flowers for Zhang Hanxiu and asked him to take them home and put them in a vase in their room.

When they returned after dinner, it was already night, and the rest of the guests were already chatting in the villa.

"Brothers, how much fun did you guys have today? You just came back now." Xing Xing said.

"It's okay, with Xiaoxiu, we are very happy every day, aren't we, kid?" Feng Yihan gave Zhang Hanxiu a look.

Zhang Hanxiu immediately cheered: "Well, I am also very happy to be with senior."

"Wow, why did you bring so many wild flowers back? Did you buy them?" Xing Xing leaned forward to have a look.

"Well, I saw a mother-in-law selling it on the road, so I bought some."

"Xiaohui and I also met a flower seller today, but I didn't think it would last long, so I didn't buy it. Your wild flower is quite beautiful." Xing Xing said.

Feng Yihan glanced at Xing Xing with an indescribable look.

Looking at the flowers Zhang Hanxiu was holding, Zhang Jia'an felt extremely upset, but she still didn't show it on her face.Wen Yi, who was working with him, smiled when he saw Zhang Hanxiu: "Wow, Xiaoxiu, you are more beautiful in real life than you look on TV. Come and hug me."

Zhang Hanxiu blushed when she praised her, "Thank you, you are beautiful too."

Seeing Wen Yi approaching, Feng Yihan stood in front of Zhang Hanxiu, like an old hen protecting its cubs, "You can save me hugging, my child is shy!"

Wen Yi didn't feel that she had lost face, but she laughed even more happily, "Senior Feng, when did Xiaoxiu become your family? I don't know why."

"From the first time we met." Feng Yihan spoke boldly.

Zhang Hanxiu watched them joke, and nodded, echoing what Feng Yihan said.

After all, Boss Feng's self-esteem and possessiveness are very strong, he wants to protect his senior Feng's face everywhere, and also give him a good face in front of the camera.

"Where do you want to leave us single dogs by throwing dog food like this?" Xing Xing asked dissatisfied.

"You can also bravely go after the person you like, what are you doing here sour us?" Feng Yihan didn't take it seriously, "Even if you are sour, there's nothing you can do about it, Xiaoxiu and I can't alienate each other just because you're single. No, kid?"

"En." Zhang Hanxiu nodded fiercely.

"Oh, I can't see it." Wen Yi covered her mouth and smiled.

Zeng Hui said, "Just get used to it."

"What did you guys do today?" Wen Yi asked after laughing.

Feng Yihan: "Take Xiaoxiu to buy a car."

"Xiaoxiu, what car did you buy? In fact, we have so many cars at home, so you can just drive whichever one you like." Zhang Jia'an is quite sensitive about this topic. It must be that the family gave Zhang Han the money to repair it. Thinking about this, Zhang Jiaan couldn't help pantothenic acid again.

Zhang Hanxiu was about to answer, Feng Yihan said first: "Your family's car doesn't have Xiaoxiu's name written on it, why can't Xiaoxiu buy a car that belongs to him?"

Zhang Jia'an was bullied, so she had to shut up aggrievedly.

Zhang Jia'an's fans were very upset, and they used Feng Yihan's impoliteness in the live broadcast room, and they fought with Feng Yihan's fans.

Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Wen Yi quickly changed the subject, "Sister Hui, where are you and Brother Xing, what did you go to play?"

"Watched a football game."

"Wow, is it from the CBA? I heard that Jiangcheng is holding a national basketball competition recently. I wanted to watch it too, but I didn't have the time and I couldn't find anyone to go with me."

"In the table tennis match, he was with the old man in the park." Zeng Hui pointed at Xing Xing expressionlessly, "And he lost."

Before Feng Yihan and the others laughed wildly, the live broadcast room started to swipe hahaha.

[Brother Xing really has you, I finally know why the goddess dislikes you, hahaha]

[I really didn’t expect Brother Xing that you played so many domineering presidents. In reality, you turned out to be such a dick. Please learn from Feng Theology. With a straight man like you, if you can catch up with a goddess, I’ll give my head to you.] You kick the ball]

[Hahaha, no wonder Sister Hui has such a loveless expression]

[This is not the most amazing thing. The most amazing thing is that someone sold roses to Brother Xing. Brother Xing actually said that the flowers would die the next day. If Sister Hui likes it, it is better to buy a pot of living ones. Can you imagine Sister Hui? The expression at that time, hahaha】

[Look at Fengshen, then look at you, Xinggou, you deserve to have no wife]

After playing for a day, everyone was tired, so they went back to their rooms to rest without chatting a few words.

The next day when everyone woke up in the morning, they found that there was an extra bicycle in the yard. Only then did they learn that the car Zhang Hanxiu bought yesterday was a bicycle.

Although Zhang's family is not short of money, but he just can't see that Zhang's family has repaired Zhang Han, and he always feels that his things have been divided away.

However, if he knew that Zhang Jianjun had bought Zhang Hanxiu a world-limited super luxury car, he would probably die of sourness!

Because the group Wen Yi and Zhang Jiaan played too awkwardly yesterday, Wen Yi strongly suggested playing together today, so they became a group of people acting together again.

"How about we invite friends over?" Zhang Jia'an suggested.

After all, many variety shows have the plot to invite friends to their homes. Among these guests, except Zhang Jiaan, who is a traffic idol who follows the idol route, the other five are actors. It is the first time for Feng Yihan to participate in this event. It's a reality show, so I don't know much about domestic reality shows.

They all patchwork together to shoot some extremely daily life, and there is no program task constraint or arrangement. When they act in pairs, they are very harmonious, but together they are like a mess of loose sand, but they can't find anything to play.

Since everyone is inexperienced, Zhang Jiaan's suggestion was adopted. After all, Zhang Jiaan has participated in the most variety shows, and fans have marketed his sense of variety shows before.

It's just that his sense of variety has not been well utilized here, but it gives people a feeling of being too hard.

In order to increase randomness, who will invite the guests will be determined by lottery.

As a result, Zhang Hanxiu and Zhang Jiaan happened to be in the lottery. Zhang Hanxiu has a relatively introverted personality, and he doesn't really know any friends in the circle very well, so he is embarrassed to make a phone call.Yu Xiangchen, who was a little more familiar, was not from Jiangcheng, so he had no choice but to call Zhang Jiashu.

Zhang Jiaan invited Ge Mingxu.

In order to show his sincerity and create a point of interest, Xie Hui let the group of wealthy young masters cook by themselves.

Zhang Jia'an took a towel and wiped it everywhere. Zhang Hanxiu finished washing the vegetables and was about to cut them when Feng Yihan snatched the kitchen knife. "The kid is going to play, and my brother will do it."

"Senior...can't cook?" Zhang Hanxiu asked.

"That can't be done by my children."

"I'm not a child." Zhang Hanxiu defended himself, then glanced at the unpeeled yam next to him, "Then I'll peel it."

"What are you peeling? This thing is prone to allergies, you skinny and tender, go upstairs and clean up our room."

"I'm not allergic." Zhang Hanxiu knew that Feng Yihan was defending himself, but he wasn't that delicate.

Feng Yihan insisted on pushing him out of the kitchen, and said to Zhang Jiaan who was chatting with a towel, "Zhang Jiaan, come here, there is still work in the kitchen."

Zhang Jia'an: "Teacher Feng, I haven't finished wiping here yet."

"The housekeeper came to clean it the day before yesterday, and it wasn't dirty at all. Why are you cleaning it? The kitchen is busy!"

Zhang Jia'an, who was ruthlessly exposed by Feng Yihan, had no choice but to go to the kitchen. Feng Yihan gave him the yam and the turbot he bought, and asked him to clean them up.

Zhang Jia'an, who didn't touch the spring water with his fingers, touched the greasy fish, his whole face was about to collapse, "Teacher Feng, I'm afraid of fish."

"But I see that you are not afraid at all when you eat, don't be hypocritical, only you eat fish, no fish eats you."

The live broadcast room was shocked by Feng Yihan's blatant double standards and outspoken words.

[Hahaha, Feng Yihan, the curator of orthopedics]

[They are all human beings, who is more noble than whom?Of course, our Conferred God child is excluded]

[I can't stand Zhang Jia'an anymore, he's really pretending too much, everyone else is working, only he is fishing]

[The hypocritical Zhang Jia'an just needs someone like Feng Yihan to be able to control him, I'm so excited to see it]

[Compared with Fengshen's completely different attitude towards Zhang Jia'an and Zhang Hanxiu, it's really too double standard, but I like it, hahaha]

【Feng Yihan is too rude, he only knows how to bully our brother】

[Feng Yihan double-labeled dog, why don't you let Zhang Hanxiu wash the fish?Originally, our brother had a phobia of living things, and it was another day when I felt sorry for my brother]

It's a pity that no matter how much Zhang Jia'an's fans love their brother, they can't change the ending of their brother washing fish, washing onions, washing ginger, and peeling garlic.

After a busy day, in the evening, two expensive guests came to the live broadcast room and started tonight's dinner time.

Fans have been looking forward to it for a long time. When Zhang Jiashu and Ge Mingxu appeared at the same time, they were all so handsome.

[Is this the overlord's literature brought into reality?The looks of the two are not inferior to the stars in the entertainment industry at all]

[Grass, what kind of fairy show is this, it’s not a loss to buy shares, it’s full of handsome men and beautiful women]

[However, I have to say something, I suddenly realized that Zhang Jiaan is the ugliest of these people]

[It seems that Ge Mingxu is Zhang Jiaan's fiancé, envious of Zhang Jiaan, having such a handsome fiancé]

[Ge Mingxu and Zhang Jiaan are not a good match, why doesn't Mr. Ge make a pair with his brother Zhang Jiashu?Isn't it more exciting to be a double tyrant and a double strong cp? 】

Fortunately, Zhang Jiashu and Ge Mingxu didn't see the comments from netizens, otherwise they would have choked to death.

After the two entered the room, they greeted everyone, Zhang Jiashu sat on Zhang Hanxiu's left, Ge Mingxu walked to Zhang Hanxiu's right and was about to sit down, but the chair behind him was suddenly pulled away, "Mr. Ge, this is mine." Location."

Ge Mingxu had no choice but to move to the side.

[Wife-protecting madman Feng Yihan, hahaha]

【Mr. Ge, don't you have a wife yourself?Why do you have to sit next to my child who is a god? 】

【President Ge is too ignorant of flattery, hahaha】

【I don’t know if I’m overthinking it. I think Ge Mingxu didn’t do it unintentionally. It should be intentional. Zhang Jia’an is actually on the left of Zhang Jiashu, so it’s right for Ge Mingxu to sit on the left of Zhang Jia’an, but he wants to go around and sit on the right of Zhang Hanxiu. , the rich water is deep]

During the dinner, Zhang Jiashu and Feng Yihan rushed to pick up vegetables for Zhang Hanxiu. Seeing this, Xing Xing followed suit and gave Zeng Hui a piece of twice-cooked pork, "I fried this, my specialty, Xiaohui, try it."

Zeng Hui couldn't bear it anymore, and returned it to Xing Xing's bowl, "You eat it yourself, I have hands."

Wen Yi laughed and said, "Why is no one bringing me food? Alas, I'm sore. I don't eat food here. I eat dog food here."

Zeng Hui picked up a piece of steamed purple potato for Wen Yi, "Don't be sour, you can also ask Brother Xing to pick up a piece of twice-cooked pork."

Wen Yi: "Forget it, Brother Xing's favoritism is no good for me, as long as Sister Hui loves me as much as I want."

Zhang Jiaan looked at the situation on the table. He felt awkward sitting alone, so he said to Ge Mingxu next to him, "Brother Mingxu, I want to eat turbot."

Ge Mingxu turned around the big round table and turned the turbot in front of him, and Zhang Jiaan's cute smile became a little stiff.

【Hahaha, what the fuck, Mr. Ge is also a straight man】

【I thought Mr. Ge would help him out anyway. Are they really fiances? 】

[Zhang Jia'an personally admitted in the interview, could it be a fake?I heard that they are baby relatives, and the two of them are also childhood sweethearts]

[I can also feel Mr. Ge's dislike through the screen]

After the meal, Wen Yi proposed truth or dare, using the points of the dice to choose people, starting from the first one, after answering, you can roll the dice once, and choose the next target clockwise according to the points rolled, and let Xie Hui randomly took screenshots from the live broadcast room, and chose the first question on the screenshot to answer.

As soon as Wen Yi's game proposal came out, the live broadcast room was filled with excitement, everyone echoed, wanted to participate, and wanted to ask questions to the guests.

Director Xie saw that the netizens responded so positively, and the game sounded really interesting, so he agreed.

The game was proposed by Wen Yi, and the first truth-telling started from Wen Yi. Netizens asked her about her relationship status, and Wen Yi directly replied that she is currently single and can be pursued.

She rolled the dice and chose Xing Xing. Netizens asked him if he liked Zeng Hui, and Xing Xing admitted unequivocally: "It's hard to like Xiaohui, isn't it?"

Zeng Hui secretly kicked him.

The next unlucky contestant was Zhang Hanxiu, and netizens also asked very sharp questions, asking him if there was a real marriage between him and Feng Yihan on the night of the last live broadcast.

Zhang Hanxiu was confused by the questions from lsp netizens, Feng Yihan answered for him: "Is it possible to talk about such a private question? Even if there is, I will never show it to you, next one."

[Fengshen cheated, obviously asking Xiaoxiu, why are you so anxious]

【He is in a hurry, he is in a hurry, that's it】

Then the next question came to Ge Mingxu. Netizens asked whether he and Zhang Jiaan really had a baby relationship.

Both Zhang Jia'an and Zhang Jiashu looked at Ge Mingxu, only Zhang Hanxiu ate the fruit after dinner as if nothing had happened. Today's watermelon is crispy and sweet, especially delicious.

Zhang Jiaan felt a little nervous for no reason. He told the media that he had a fiancé in front of the camera, and he almost acquiesced that Ge Mingxu was his fiancé under the media's questioning. But since Zhang Hanxiu came back, this relationship has become less clear. .

There was another option for the marriage contract between the two of them, and Ge Mingxu never gave him a formal affirmative answer.

Zhang Jiashu looked at Ge Mingxu, and also wanted to see if Ge Mingxu would admit it in this situation.

Ge Mingxu's eyes just glanced at Zhang Hanxiu who was eating watermelon, and said with a blank expression: "I do have a marriage contract with the Zhang family, but the marriage contract partner is Zhang Hanxiu."

Zhang Jiaan:? !

Zhang Jiashu: Zhang Hanxiu:? ?

Crowd: ? ?

Netizen: Damn it!