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Chapter 59

"Fuck!" Xiang Nan exclaimed in shock.

"Why is the plot so similar to a novel?" Yao Duo couldn't help laughing.

"It's not a novel, it's a real story. When I heard from my friends, I thought he was bragging, but I've met my junior!" Hua Siling raised her voice.

Yao Duo stared at her, "I believe you! Then what?"

"The younger brother was very angry when he found out, and reported to the captain and sent him to prison. Her parents' faces were obvious when they went to court. Her wife cried for a month when she found out, and then the younger student found out that her wife was a man. of--"

"Wait! A man? How can he be a man after dating for more than ten years and getting married?" Xiang Nan looked in disbelief.

"I don't understand either, I really want to see the live version."

Huasi tilted her head slightly, and a light and shadow like an oil painting formed between her eyebrows and eyes. She pursed her lips and smiled and said, "The younger brother couldn't accept it. He had to live in a hotel during that time. It's fine if he didn't dare to go home. He still can't get along with me." His parents said that after all, the two elders kept urging him to have a baby, but the baby was gone and a son-in-law came back. His wife was also very sad, and called the people he knew every day to ask if he had seen him. Accept that his wife is a man, and go home and continue living with him."

"..."

"..."

"Isn't it fun?"

"Why did the junior and his wife not find out that he was a man after talking with his wife for more than ten years, but after being fascinated/raped by the captain, he found out that his wife is a man. Don't they have "that"?" Yao Duo compared double quotation marks .

"I think this story is poisonous." Xiang Nan took a mouthful of ice to suppress his shock.

"Oh, I thought about it too, and finally found out that the most reasonable thing is that his wife has never had "that" with him, and then he was reported by the captain because of the impotence of the junior, and his wife thought he was really fascinated/raped , so I analized my junior. The junior's mentality should be that he has some kind of impotence, so he feels guilty for the wife who has been with him all the time. He didn't divorce. The junior really likes his wife and accepted his wife after thinking clearly. It was a man who went back—and his wife is a man, so his sense of guilt for not being able to give the other party's child will be gone." Hua Siling's analysis is well-founded, and one can't help but want to ask the other party I didn't watch the live version.

Yao Duo: What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless.

"What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless." Xiang Nan told Yao Duo's share carefully.

"That's right, my analysis is a little bit like that." Hua Siling folded his legs very well.

"I don't know whether to feel sorry for my junior or the captain."

"It's also possible that the junior is just plain dull!" Xiang Nan said.

"It's possible, but no matter what the process is, this story is very funny." Indeed, after Conghua Siling told the story, the atmosphere of the three of them became much happier.

Yao Duo smiled and said, "I'd like to dream about the live version tonight, it's so interesting."

"Please take me with you in your dreams." Xiang Nan's eyes glued back to Yao Duo's face.

"That can't be done, how can the dreams be connected~"

"There is a legend that as long as they love each other, they will meet each other in their dreams." Hua Siling meant something, but he didn't know what it meant.

"Xiang Nan, do you love me?" Yao Duo became interested.

Xiang Nan said without hesitation: "I love it so much! I love Duobao so much!"

"Is this a confession?" Hua Siling looked at Yao Duo when she asked this question.

"Yes!"

The water in Xinhai looks like the eyes of a god, and the blue color is so beautiful that it is hard to forget at a glance.

Today is the first day I go to sea, in order to find a small island called Dog, I heard that it is full of treasures, I heard that there is a monster the size of a temple guarding those treasures, I heard that only experience The most prolific helmsman can go through the restless eddies off the isle, it is said—

I have heard too much, no matter how big or small the water boat with dreams is, even the elite team of Hua Siling, the great pirate who once slaughtered the cat clan, has never passed through the terrible vortex and obtained the legendary treasure.

But I am different, I know that I will definitely get the treasure, because my face is so stern, and my eyebrows are the most coquettish in the whole heart, this is a sign of destiny, given to me by the gods.

My only crew member, Peaches, was small and mild-mannered, but she alone did everything I asked her to do, from repairing the hull to making beds for fishing.She was hired by me from the family of brokers who are so capable.

I looked at myself in the mirror, and my forked eyebrows seemed to have a mysterious power, which made me intoxicated.

"Captain! It's not good! Something happened!!!"

The crew member Tao Zi interrupted my contemplation, her terrified expression was ridiculous.

With a cold face, I scolded her: "Where's my sashimi!"

Peach rubbed the thick belt around her waist aggrievedly, "Report to the captain! I was fishing, and I accidentally let the monster into the net. The monster is so strong that I can't pull it up."

"Little Chicken Leg, what use are you for!" I set up the mirror, and my shiny cowhide boots stepped on the wooden floor in a grand manner, and Tao Zi followed with a jerk.

The posts on the frame of the deck are tied with two ropes, and the grid-like lines are soaked in sea water, which is the net for fishing.

I went up and pulled one of the ropes, and the sea boiled, or something in the net boiled.

"Let's pull it up and take a look."

Peach was retying her turban when the order made her hand slip, and the piece of cloth with the big peach pattern fell off.

"But, that's a monster..." Tao Zi hesitated.

I squinted at her with a cold face, Taozi reluctantly picked up the fabric and stuffed it in her waist, closed her eyes and pulled another rope, pulling.

The monster is heavy, I can feel it, it's struggling, it's dying, it's straining the weak muscles in my arms - it's tiring, I've never done anything more tiring than sailing , this monster, after you get it, you have to teach it a lesson!

We were panting and sweating like we were in a Finnish sauna and our crotches were soaked with sweat.

The hard work paid off, and the monster lay on the deck swinging its blue fish tail.

oh!The tail and the sea water of the heart sea are the same color!It shone with a charm I had never seen before, and it was more tender than sea water, although it was a monster, obviously.

"It's a monster," said Peaches.

"It's a female monster."

"Does it have scales on its chest?" Tao Zi was referring to the blue semicircle on the monster's fat ball, which was the same color as the monster's tail.

"I think so, her breasts are so big, and her face is sexier than any woman I've ever seen." I approached the monster, her eyes were closed, and her beautiful tail, as tall as mine, slapped the deck, but was caught by the net. Restricted some strength.

"Her upper body is a human, and her lower body is a fish," Tao Zi said.

"She's a mermaid, I know, I've read a book about this kind of creature." I said, and squatted down less than three steps away from the net, observing this beautiful creature.

she's so hot-

Her hair is curly, wrapped around her human body after being wet, and I can't help but wonder if her hair will spread out like seaweed in the sea water.

She has no ears, only blue fins, one big and one small, growing on the side of the ears, and her forearm to fingers are all blue, which is impossible for humans to have, and it looks a little transparent.

In order to see it more clearly, I reduced the distance of three steps to two steps. She looks very strong, which belongs to the strong female. Her abdomen has an enviable vest line. Below the mermaid line is the same height as me. Tail, I gestured with my hand - probably taller than me.

"She's so strong, what is the captain going to do with this mermaid?" Taozi was the opposite of me. Instead of being interested in this creature, she was afraid of her from the bottom of her heart.

I didn't answer, and focused on investigating the mermaid.

"Hi, I'm Yao Duo, the captain of this unnamed ship, can you speak?"

The mermaid closed her eyes tightly, and I didn't get the surprise answer I wanted. I was a little frustrated, but I could accept it, after all, the mermaid is also a monster!

"Can you talk? Can I get close to you?" I persisted.

"Are you female? Are your breasts so big, are they monster bras?" I continued.

"Captain, she doesn't understand human language." Tao Zi couldn't stand the stupid captain, so she reminded her.

I glared at her, Taozi shut her mouth obediently.

"Can you understand me? I've read about mermaids, and the little mermaid can understand what the prince said. I'm not a prince, but the captain is no worse than the prince! What's more, we are all females in the race." .”

"Do you have a name? Are you the sister of the Little Mermaid? Do you know how to get to Isle of Dogs?" I said dryly, and the mermaid gave up and broke free, as if thinking about something.

"Taozi bring some fresh water here, I'm thirsty." Taking advantage of the mermaid's silence, I shortened the distance to one step.

"I want to go to Dog Island to find treasures. Do you want to go with me? I can use these treasures to help you usurp the throne and make you the next generation of sea kings. Will there be sea kings in the sea? We humans have kings, and wolves have leaders. Ants have queens, so of course you will have sea kings or sea queens?"

Just when I was about to touch her, the mermaid started to move, and she used ten percent strength, so the fishing net was deeply stuck in her fish tail, and the blood gushed out.

"Don't get excited, I won't hurt you, don't get excited." I slowed down my tone, showing my kindness as much as possible.

The mermaid is still trying to get rid of the fishing net. I think what happened is terrible for her. The brothers and sisters who were in the same net with her became excited because of the blood of the son of the sea. They climbed onto the mermaid and resisted with her.

I was so panicked by this scene that I couldn't help but take a few steps back, and the suede hat with a big fluffy goose feather fell to the ground.