Chapter 39
Chapter 39
When he came out of Su Zhi's house in a daze, President Xiao felt that he had to re-evaluate the influence Su Zhiying had on him.
This day is simply impossible!Why has he been reduced to the point where his back tingles when he hears Su Yingdi's voice? !
Su Yingdi, can you restrain your hormones a little bit?It's really preventing me from being an upright president!
He had to talk to someone about it.
Those scumbags in the wechat group can never say anything. If he dares to say it, they can point at him and laugh for ten years. Swipe his photo to look through his dark history, so President Xiao decisively decided to ignore them for a while.
After thinking for a while, he poked the number of his mosquito coil comrade.The two of them added WeChat in Shangougou—no, it should be said that during the period in Shangougou, he had everything he wanted except that he didn't get Su Yingdi's WeChat.Su Yingdi's WeChat is still a mystery.
Gun Gun Gun: Is your comrade in arms?Comrades!
It took a while for a reply.
Right shot must hit: who are you?
Gun Gun Gun: Your comrade-in-arms!Xiao Ruantang.
Right shot must hit: I remember that your business card is not Ultraman?
Right shot must hit: Wait!
Right shot must hit: Hahahahaha!
Right shot must hit: Wait!Su Yingdi's Ultraman is you? !
Right shot must hit: Damn it, I just realized it!It's been hotly searched all day today!
President Xiao:? ? ?
An ominous premonition suddenly rose in my heart——
Rolling Roll: What? !What hot search? !
Right shot must hit: Weibo, search it yourself, the top nine most searched is #苏得奥特曼#.
After exiting WeChat, President Xiao immediately opened Weibo, clicked on the hot search, and saw several articles related to Su Zhi at a glance, but the top one was still the hot search related to Ultraman.
After clicking on the hot search tab and scrolling through the status for a while, President Xiao's face turned green.
It's nothing more than a guess as to whether he is a man or a woman, and he doesn't mind calling him shameless. The question is what's going on with this big fan fiction/pornography/article?What the hell is the fanfic of Ultraman and the big monster!Su Zhi Su is still a big monster!What does it mean that Ultraman was beaten to death by a small monster, and the big monster passed by to save Ultraman, and healed Ultraman with its own body/fluid. The key point is this body/fluid is some kind of liquid? !
Girls, you are very thoughtful at a young age, and you can actually make up so many eighteen forbidden contents in just one sentence!
besides!Which of your eyes saw that I had a crush on Su Yingdi? !Sending cufflinks is the pursuit?Just a crush?Are you still unreasonable? !
In just a few seconds, the raging anger replaced the embarrassment and anxiety caused by Su Yingdi's voice. President Xiao was so angry that he returned to his homepage and typed a sentence with his fingers flying: "I'm just giving Su Yingdi a cufflink." , Su Yingdi thanked me in front of the camera, why are you guys so good at brainstorming? Spicy chicken!" @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City
Just when he was about to send out this message, President Xiao suddenly realized that his words would directly reveal that he was Ultraman, but he was so angry that he vomited blood. After hesitating for a while, he reluctantly deleted this sentence and replaced it with another sentence talk.
Just three seconds after it was sent, a new message was received in the background, President Xiao subconsciously opened it and looked at it——
@重要: Touching you~[笑拍狗头.jpg]//@收汉大油直: [Crash] [Crash] [Crash] Get out! ! ! ! !
President Xiao: "..."
The serious account has its own traffic, and his background message has become 999+ in just a few seconds.
Change back to the WeChat group of "Little Ultraman Nursing Squad".
Rolling roll: @重要, come out for me!
Rolling roll: spicy chicken!
Gun Gun Gun: That sentence is also for you!
Serious: I am comforting you, you see how much I care about you, I set special attention for you.
Gun Gun Gun: Believe me, I'm a melon!Look at my business card!
Gun Gun Gun: I only considered trusting you after removing the dog's head!
There was silence for a few seconds, and then a screenshot was sent seriously.
Seriousness: [Screenshot] Okay, it’s removed, do you think I’m true love?
The screenshot shows another status——
@重要:Touch you hard~//@收汉大甜直: [Crash] [Crash] [Crash] Get out! ! ! ! !
Such serious cooperation made Xiao Ruantang's heart thump, and a certain alarm antenna in his mind suddenly stood up.
The small animal instinct that had been pitted for a long time made him smell something abnormal.
Gun Gun Gun: What are you doing so happily?explain!Be honest and strict, and resist beating to death!
Serious: ...you saw through it hehehe.
Xiao Ruantang frowned, realizing that this matter was not simple.
Gun Gun Gun: Don't pretend to be tender, hee hee hee, it's not suitable for you, tell me honestly what are you going to do?
Serious: Director Liu's crew hasn't started work yet, my previous movie needs promotion.The company received a few notices for me to go to a variety show tomorrow, and the director team gave me a task, which is a bit difficult for me, but it is a hands-on thing for you.The director team said that they can invite foreign aid to form a partner, Xiaotang, please do me a favor~
Seeing the rippling wavy line at the end of the sentence, Xiao Ruantang felt disgusted for a moment, and then became a little puzzled.
Gun Gun Gun: I'm not an artist, what kind of partner should I form?Do you want me to be on a variety show?
Seriousness: No, no, just asking for something. I'll show you how I got it in a video, and you don't have to show up.
Serious: My Tang, I can't do this without you!
The seriousness after saying this was another burst of boasting to him, I rely on you for everything, you are my lucky star, baby daddy loves you, seeing the black line on President Xiao's face behind him, bah bah bah bah bah.But Phantom Tail still couldn't help shaking it slightly, with a look of complacency and complacency, his vanity was greatly satisfied——
voila!Serious hot chicken, you can rely on me for a day!
Gun Gun Gun: Tell me what's going on.
Serious: Don’t worry, I won’t sell you~ For you, it’s really something you can do with your hands. I’ll buy you ice cream and apple pineapple pie later!
Gun Gun Gun: It's not impossible to promise you, you deleted that Weibo!
A few seconds later, Seriously uploaded the screenshot again.
Seriously: Deleted, deleted, already deleted!
It was the first time that he was asked so seriously in such a low voice, President Xiao couldn't hide the pride in his heart, he agreed in a moment of brain fever, and was immediately kissed by the serious dog's head in the group. Kick him in the face.
Withdrew from WeChat, President Xiao subconsciously opened Weibo to see if seriousness had really deleted that status, thinking that if seriousness dared to lie to him, he would definitely blow his head off, but as soon as he refreshed, he saw a Weibo Bo.
President Xiao was stunned, and clicked on this Weibo.
@苏得Monster: I said those words last night just because I thanked the friend who gave me the cufflinks. I didn't think too much about it. I didn't expect this topic to be on the hot search today.Altman is a very warm and cute kid, but he is also very shy. I will tell him what everyone likes about him, and I will accept what everyone dislikes.The starting point of this matter is my mistake, and I will correct it. He is not an insider and is not used to these things, so I hope everyone will stop brushing this topic, thank you very much!
God——
Seeing Su Yingdi's statement, President Xiao was shocked. He felt his heart beat twice faster, and the tips of his ears turned slightly red. They all receded like a tide, leaving only embarrassment and emotion.
Su Yingdi actually came down to speak for him in person!Su Yingdi is really too warm!
Thinking of his anger just now, and almost being angry with King Su, President Xiao's heart was filled with guilt and regret.
After hesitating for a few seconds, Xiao Ruantang immediately called Su Zhi.
On the other side, Tong Liyun looked at Su Zhi with an expression of enjoying the show, and almost laughed out loud.
"Isn't the public relations department removing the trending searches? Why did you issue this statement in such a hurry?"
Asking this question is actually a joke, after all, Tong Liyun has already seen everything clearly.
Didn't think that much?The starting point is your mistake?No, it's obvious that you're making trouble on purpose!You just saw that your Ultraman was angry, and you were afraid that he would vent his anger on you, so you deliberately pretended to be a warm man and dumped the pot, and by the way, you even teased him in the air.
There is also the Monster who just changed the name to hide it, don't think I didn't see that you just read those fanfictions just now, and you still enjoy watching them with a blank face!
Tong Liyun, who figured this out, seemed to be the first day he knew Su Zhi, and he couldn't help admiring his showmanship.
Su Yingdi, who was exposed for his sinister intentions, showed no embarrassment on his face. He glanced at Tong Liyun lightly with his eyes, and took back his phone calmly. With his lips slightly parted, he replied simply and rudely: "Shut up."
Before Tong Liyun could reply, Su Zhi's cell phone rang.He looked at the caller ID, and a faint smile slowly appeared on his face.
Tong Liyun at the side shuddered abruptly.
"Hello, Xiaotang."
Su Zhi's usual deep voice came from the earpiece, without any distortion after the radio wave conversion, as if Su Zhi himself approached his ear and called his name, with an inexplicable sense of tenderness.
The tips of President Xiao's ears turned red, and he was a little embarrassed.Finding that his train of thought tended to go astray again, President Xiao hurriedly withdrew his mind, slapped his inner ripples away, and became serious.
"Brother Su..."
"What's wrong?" The voice over there was calm.
President Xiao picked up the phone case: "Well, I saw the statement just now, thank you, Brother Su."
There was a smile over there, and he was gentle: "I should be sorry for you. After all, I also caused this matter. I hope it didn't cause trouble to you."
For a moment, President Xiao was warmed by these words, quickly shook his head with the little animal, but remembered that Su Yingdi couldn't see it at all, so he hurriedly said: "No! And you also praised me! I It's too late to be happy!"
Hearing this, Su Zhi squinted his eyes: That's pretty good nonsense.Obviously you were still angry in the group just now.
The corners of his mouth could not help but rise slightly.
"Well, as long as you're not unhappy."
President Xiao immediately expressed his loyalty: "Really not!"
Yes, it's also for those scumbags!Not to you Su Yingdi!You are a god!You are a warm man!
This was the first time that Xiao Ruantang had a voice conversation with Su Zhi after he got his phone number. For some reason, he was very uncomfortable when facing Su Zhi himself, but the communication between the two of them became more natural, which made him feel a little nervous. This feeling is about to move, and a little excited, I don't want to hang up the phone so soon.
So the two chatted for a while, President Xiao was a bit talkative, and his thinking was off, always going on to another topic before finishing one topic.Landlord Ruan, who pays attention to logic in everything, hates his problem. Every time he reasoned with him, he would unconsciously feel the urge to beat him up.Over time, the landlord is not willing to exchange brotherhood with his younger brother.
But this time when talking with Su Yingdi, the Su Yingdi over there was not impatient at all, he could take whatever President Xiao said.All the estrangement between the two seemed to have completely disappeared because of the distance between the two mobile phones.
As soon as he got home, President Xiao excitedly took off his shoes, put on his slippers, and went to the living room to turn on the TV. Then he sat cross-legged on the sofa, talking on the phone with King Su while watching TV. Can't help complaining to the TV: "Hahaha the current TV series are really too hot!"
"what happened?"
President Xiao can't wait to turn on the video so that Su Zhi can see the scene on the screen: "The heroine got a letter from the hero/lord leader, so she sneaked into the mansion of the hero and performed a striptease in front of him hahahahaha, the key heroine danced with big arms and round waist Like a clapper, I can dance square dances better than the female lead! The key male lead looks drunk hahaha, it’s not easy for the male lead!"
The voice over there looked interested: "Seduce?"
President Xiao slapped the table and laughed: "Yes! Emma made me laugh so hard at this seduction scene! She even said it was a brain-burning drama, why should it be in the dead of night, with a beam of light on it, and then the male lead sat on the chair with a cold expression Seeing the heroine seduce him, I already knew clearly in my heart that this kind of seduction is full of tension! What the hell is it with a fascinated face? The character design has collapsed hahaha!"
When the mobile phone was almost out of battery and issued a warning sound, Xiao Ruantang realized that he had been chatting with Su Yingdi for so long, and was instantly embarrassed.
"Hey Brother Su, I'm so sorry for letting you chat with me for so long!"
Su Zhi's eyes flashed when he heard this, and he replied with a smile: "It's okay, the topic you talked about is quite interesting."
"Yeah, my phone is running out of battery here, I'll hang up first, let's talk later!"
"Okay, you go to bed as soon as possible." After a pause, the voice over there suddenly lowered, "Good night."
President Xiao only felt numbness in his ears.
Really die.
He suddenly remembered a ranking that he had seen a long time ago.
Su Zhi was voted the male star Gay would most want to sleep with. There are several reasons listed below, one of which is the sexy voice.
President Xiao really felt it at this moment!
After hanging up the phone, he hugged the phone and rolled on the sofa for a while, feeling that the relationship between himself and Su Zhi seemed to be a little closer because of this phone call, and he could accept a little bit about Mr. Fatty being Su's best actor!
In his mind, he pulled Su Zhi from the [Ordinary Friend] list to the [Good Friend] list, and then mercilessly kicked Chen Jiafan and Liang Haosheng from the [Good Friend] list, and he was with the one who had been alone in the [Enemy] list. Seriously formed a team.After thinking about it, he happily drew a small heart behind Su Zhi's name, representing the warm man in the universe!He looked at the name of King Su's name for a while, and then opened a separate list [White Moonlight], and carefully put Mr. Fatty, whose head turned gray, into it.Finally, Youyou sighed.
After doing all this, he plugged in the charger for his phone and opened the WeChat group.
Rolling Roll: Go away!Don't stop me!
Gun Gun Gun: Tell you, you all disappeared from my friend list!Now only Actor Su is on my friend list!
Chen Jiafan: Ehhhhhhhh, Su Yingdi became the main palace?
Liang Haosheng: This imperial concubine was demoted? ! [I was so scared that the dried fish fell off.jpg]
Seriously: A bolt from the blue!I finally got promoted to Jieyu and now I'm being fucked?
Gun Gun Gun: Seriously, you have always been in the dungeon, thank you! [middle finger.jpg]
Chen Jiafan: But actor Su has gone straight from a show girl to a queen?Tut tut.
Liang Haosheng: Su Yingdi's little watch is smashed, what did he do?The scheming is too deep!
Chen Jiafan: Xiaotang, when will you mention my position!
Rolling Roll: Bring a yo-yo!Get out!
Chen Jiafan: They sent the picture!I haven't posted a single one!The concubine was wronged!
Gun Gun Gun: You saved the picture!Still drawing pictures in the group!
Chen Jiafan: That's your sister Zheng!Your sister Zheng likes it!He also said that he would print it out and put it in my bedroom!Baby, I'm miserable, okay?Why do I put your hundred days photo in my bedroom!People ask me what should I say, are you my son?I, an outstanding young man in his 30s, had a son in his 20s overnight, I am wronged!
Rolling Rolling: Rolling!
Liang Haosheng: Hahahahahahaha what? !
Seriously: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha want to print the big picture?Stick it on the opposite wall!
Liang Haosheng: No, no, I have to print a copy and stick it on the wall!
Rolling Roll: Fuck!Chen Jiafan, stop sister Zheng!
Chen Jiafan: [The concubine can't do it.jpg]
Rolling roll: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
After quitting WeChat, President Xiao frightened and dialed Yuan Zheng's number. He begged pitifully for a long time and agreed to many unequal treaties before the big devil finally gave up.
President Xiao's little heart was greatly frightened.
So that night, President Xiao fell asleep holding his careful heart that had finally calmed down.
In the dream, President Xiao stood in front of a huge panel, which looked like a game interface, and several large characters were displayed on the panel: Do you want to enter the plot of "The Cold-Faced Officer's Pretty Lover"?The next two buttons are OK/Back.
President Xiao who saw the ghostly name: "..."
It's that bloody TV series, that's right.
President Xiao's first reaction was actually to refuse.
But just when he was about to press the "Back" button, President Xiao felt a little curious.
To be honest, the heroine in the play is really hot-eyed, but this is a dream, maybe there will be beautification?
And he just saw the seductive plot, maybe the dream is welfare?
President Xiao was a little excited. Thinking of himself sitting on a chair as the heroine and watching the heroine dance to seduce him, and then not being moved, it's so cool, okay?If he came to play the male lead, he would definitely not be destroyed!And he has never had such an experience!
So President Xiao looked forward to it and pressed "OK" decisively with great joy.
In the next second, he found himself standing in a room surrounded by darkness, and a cold light in front of him shot down from top to bottom, enveloping the person sitting in the chair below.The man was wearing a straight black military uniform, the fabric looked a little hard, the edges of the shoulder straps and collar patches were silver, and under the cold light, there was a little metallic texture.At this moment, the man was wearing a military cap, his face was half hidden in the shadows, and his eyes were fixed on him.
Even though only half of his face was shown, he could still tell that it was Su Zhi, the film king of Su.
Inexplicably feeling that this scene is very familiar, President Xiao who has a very ominous premonition: "..."
etc!Why isn't he the one sitting in the chair?But Su Zhi? !
Thinking of the heroine's outfit in the play, President Xiao slowly lowered his head with a stiff face, and was completely petrified in the next second.
Very good, he is wearing a cheongsam, a cheongsam with high slits and exposed thighs!cheongsam!
On the opposite side, Yingdi Su suddenly chuckled.
President Xiao: "..." There was an awkward atmosphere in the air, and no one spoke.
President Xiao looked desperate.
What the fuck!After choosing it, he became the heroine himself, right? !Shouldn't he be the hero? !
Gan!I don't play anymore!I want to return!
After a long while, he stiffened his body inch by inch and raised his head, tentatively and cautiously asked the actor Su in front: "Brother, do you watch radio gymnastics?"
The author has something to say:
On how the president killed himself:
CEO: Happy, I want to be the male lead, and I want the female lead to dance around me!
Best Actor: Baby, if you choose to go back, there is still room for rescue, so let's not go through the plot.
President: I choose OK.
Film Emperor: Are you sure?
President: Definitely and definitely!
Actor: Alright, let's start the plot. [meaningful.jpg]
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