Severe Emotional Cleanliness Mutual Aid Group

Chapter 30

Seeing Xiao Jin enter the kitchen, Xie Lan took Jing Liangqiu's hand and said, "Didn't you say you would buy me walnuts last time? When you become a big star and earn hundreds of millions a year, do you think you can?" How many walnuts can you buy for me, not only can you buy walnuts, but you can also buy Dabieye, and I will hide behind you and eat rice in the future."

Fang actually dug his ears: "What the hell is Bieye?"

Xie Lan laughed at him and said: "I live in Bieye, mid-mountain Bieye. You are too poor and have too little experience, and you don't even know Bieye, so pitiful. I said let Xiaojin come out to work, rely on him That appearance, after becoming popular, is a cash cow, so you won't make such jokes."

Fang unexpectedly slapped his thigh and laughed, and Jing Liangqiu couldn't help laughing too.

Fang actually smiled and said: "Hahaha, don't be wild, half-mountain is not wild, alas, rich people are different, their words are so unique. Others live in villas, but you live in other wild, eclectic, unique, cultured , quite cultured."

Jing Liangqiu touched Xie Lan's bewildered dog's head, and said with a low smile: "The word reads villa, villa, I corrected it for you before, did you forget?"

Xie Lan was in a daze for two seconds, then he came to his senses, and immediately built a thick skin like a city wall, and said with a big face: "Villa, villa! I'm just kidding you, look at you, you're hooked, aren't you? .You are too poor. You have never seen the market, so you can be deceived by me so easily. I don’t laugh at you very often. Don’t talk, don’t talk, come, watch TV and watch TV.”

Fang actually didn't intend to let him go, and continued to sneer: "Bieye, hahaha, Bieye, you local tyrants must live in a very special way, brother, I will experience it someday?"

Xie Lan: "You old people, don't be overjoyed and sad. Your emotions fluctuate too much. If you can't catch your breath, what should you do if you go west? Xiaojin is still so young, it is impossible to guard an empty bed for you. I will sum up , When you die, see what you can introduce to him."

Fang unexpectedly: "Hahahahaha, Bieye, Bieye, you idiot."

Xie Lan: "I'm a fool, you are a fool."

Fang Ran: "Oh, the local tyrants who live in Dabieye became so angry that they insulted people who eat melons. What is the law of heaven, what is the law of heaven!"

Xie Lan: "Is it an insult to call you stupid? Isn't this an appropriate expression?"

Fang Ran: "Don't argue, you're just insulting me. Do you think you can insult people casually because you live in Dabieye? Do you think money can buy everything hahaha."

Xie Lan: "Well, that's an insult."

Fang unexpectedly: "Look, look, admit it, you can't bear the condemnation of your conscience, right?"

Xie Lan: "It's an insult to the word stupid."

Fang unexpectedly: "You rebellious son!"

Xie Lan: "You son of a bitch!"

Jing Liangqiu couldn't listen anymore: "Shut up!"

Xie Lan raised his head and raised his chest: "Did you hear me, my man told you to shut up."

Jing Liangqiu's forehead twitched: "I told you both to shut up."

Xie Lan: "You don't love me anymore."

Jing Liangqiu: "..."

The three of them were quiet for a while, and Fang kept winking at Xie Lan. Xie Lan shot him with an eye knife without showing any weakness, but it was still a tie.

Xie Lan couldn't relax, he took Jing Liangqiu's hand again, and said, "Liangqiu, do you love me?"

Jing Liangqiu: "...love."

Xie Lan leaned on Jing Liangqiu's shoulder: "Liangqiu, why do you love me?"

Jing Liangqiu stuffed a slice of orange into his mouth: "I don't know."

Xie Lan refused to let go, biting an orange, and said vaguely: "I am a person, besides being good-looking, good-natured, talented, rich, capable of working, kind, warm-hearted, considerate, understanding, and smart. , apart from good popularity, there are basically no other advantages, Liangqiu, why do you love me?"

Jing Liangqiu: "..."

Fang actually picked up a tissue from the ground and asked, "That local tyrant who lives in Dabieye, is this your face? You don't want it anymore?"

Xie Lan snorted and said: "Don't be sour, don't think that I don't know your dark heart. Tell me, have you been coveting my body? But don't think about it, we are impossible."

Fang actually exclaimed: "I hid it so deeply that you discovered it. Why is it impossible? I really love you!"

Xie Lan: "We are all petty shou, there will be no future, so don't think about it, or are you planning to attack with tears in your eyes?"

Fang actually put on a gesture of boundless love: "For you, I am willing!"

Xie Lan suddenly remembered something, and said with a smirk, "Maybe you're really good at it, didn't you have a fancy name when you dated the gun circle back then?"

Jin Chunan happened to come out of the kitchen, set the plates in the dining room, heard the ending sound, and asked, "What flower name?"

Fang actually quickly covered Xie Lan's mouth, pretending to be calm and said: "Xie Lan planted a pot of chrysanthemums, which bloomed very vigorously, welcoming visitors from all over the world. He planned to sell them and asked me what name I would name his chrysanthemums. Son."

Jin Chunan thought for a moment, glanced at them with a smile, went back to the kitchen without saying a word.

Fang actually relaxed his strength, Xie Lan broke free, took a big breath and said, "You're going to suffocate me."

Jing Liangqiu suddenly interjected to confuse the situation: "What nickname is he?"

Xie Lan laughed loudly and said, "Fang's surname is unexpectedly, the emperor of the ages in the hook-up world, and he is given a flower name by someone—hard fast."

Fang actually pretended to be innocent, and opened his big ignorant eyes: "What are you talking about, why can't people understand?"

Xie Lan exposed him: "Everyone is an adult, don't pretend to be innocent. Hahahaha, it's fast, has a good image, and feels like a cock teacher."

Fang actually continued to pretend to be innocent: "What is a dick, is it a kind of poultry? Uncle, don't do this, I'm still a child."

Xie Lan: "Hahahaha, it's so hard..."

Fang unexpectedly sharpened his sword.

Xie Lan: "My friend, put down the murder weapon first, and speak up if you have something to say. It means that you are healthy! Don't always think in a negative direction. Do you have more positive energy? This is the best thing for you. Praise!"

Fang suddenly turned to Jing Liangqiu, and said slowly: "Xiao Jing, you know that a few years ago, Xie Lan took care of you..."

Xie Lan jumped at Fang Ranran like a wild dog running wild, threw him on him, sat on his waist, covered his mouth and smiled, "Bold and lunatic, you dare to slander me, you should be beheaded!"

Jing Liangqiu asked: "What do you want?"

Fang actually broke free from Xie Lan's hand and shouted: "Take care of college boys."

Jing Liangqiu looked at Xie Lan.

Xie Lan hurriedly clarified: "How is it possible, Liangqiu, you know that I am so tight, could there be someone else? If there was someone else, could I still be so tight? This is illogical."

Jing Liangqiu: "..."

Fang actually laughed loudly and said: "Xie Lan, you are still shameless."

Xie Lan categorically said: "No!"

Fang unexpectedly: "..."

Xie Lan got off from Fang unexpectedly and threw himself into Jing Liangqiu's arms: "Liangqiu, you have to trust me and don't be fooled by traitors!"

Fang actually got up and slapped Xie Lan's butt: "Let me feel how tight you are."

Xie Lan covered his butt and rubbed back and forth in Jing Liangqiu's arms: "Hey, bad guys take advantage of me, Liangqiu, you have to protect me."

Fang actually pulled Xie Lan's arm: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about that, let me tell you, I recently discovered a shocking secret."

Xie Lan turned around and said, "What secret?"

Fang actually cleared his throat: "You also know that cultural people like us like to recite poems and compose poems. I was reading poems that day, and suddenly realized..."

Xie Lan: "What did you find?"

Fang Ran: "I found that many verses can be followed by grass and mud horses, which is not against harmony at all."

Xie Lan: "..."

Fang unexpectedly: "Really, don't believe me, I'll read a few words to you right now."

Xie Lan: "..."

Fang unexpectedly: "It's started, cough..."

"Floating clouds travel all day long, wandering grass and mud horses."

"The crown is all over the capital, and the people are grass and mud horses."

"How about Mrs. Dai Zong, Qilu grass mud horse."

"Hand in hand with the Tian family, childish grass mud horse."

"Look, look, isn't it serious and lively, full of wit?"

Xie Lan chirped: "Liangqiu, there are hooligans!"

While talking, Qin Songye carried a cage, opened the door and walked in.

Xie Lan threw himself into Qin Songye's arms: "Songye, there is a strange sorghum over there."

Qin Songye: "Let's go, let's go, I still have two cages in my hand."

Xie Lan took a cage and said with a smile, "Hey, you cleaned my Xiao Hui Xiao Bai so clean."

Xie Lan came early and brought the little gray cat and the white dog along. Qin Songye just happened to take the stupid rabbit for animal grooming, so he brought the two little fur balls with him.

Open the cage, and three little fur balls ran out.

That rabbit was Fang Xiaonan's patriarch, and it had a subversive impact on his life. Fang Xiaonan went crazy when he saw the rabbit, and circled him in circles.That rabbit has the demeanor of a master, it looks like a tiger crouching on a dragon, it is unmoved by the wind, and it is superior to other heroes.

Qin Songye tugged the stupid rabbit's short tail: "Stay out of the way."

The rabbit jumped to the corner in a desperate manner.

Xiao Bai and Xiao Hui jumped onto the sofa one after another, found a comfortable corner to nest, cuddled closely together, and kissed occasionally.

Fang actually watched with joy, and said to Xie Lan: "What did I say, true love can transcend the barriers of species and gender. They can produce true love with a cat and a dog. Why can't we two suffer? You have to be right Have confidence in yourself."

Xie Lan took the opportunity to lean into Jing Liangqiu's arms again: "Hey Liangqiu, he teased me."

Qin Songye sat down on the sofa, took an apple and gnawed on it, and said while gnawing: "Oh, unexpectedly, since when the taste is so strong, you can handle it."

Fang actually smiled ambiguously: "I do it once in a while, it has a special flavor."

Fang Xiaonan circled the stupid rabbit for a long time, but the rabbit ignored him with its ears down.The rabbit felt that his demeanor was damaged, and he was ashamed to see the world, but Fang Xiaonan thought that he didn't tie his long ears today, and the rabbit didn't take him to play, so he rushed into the kitchen and bit Jin Chunan's trousers.

Jin Chunan was frying shrimps, and while turning the spatula, he asked, "Fang Xiaonan, what are you doing?"

Fang Xiaonan shook his ears and whimpered.

Jin Chunan: "You need to tie your long ears. Go and get your dad's bag. The stockings are over there."

Fang Xiaonan ran out quickly, and went back into the kitchen with Fang Ranran's bag in his mouth. Jin Chunan turned off the fire, took out the shrimps, took out the black stockings, and tied them with a small rubber band.

Fang Xiaonan ran towards the stupid rabbit with his hair full of black hair shaking.The rabbit looked at Fang Xiaonan's ears, and his soul was greatly shocked.

A dog, a dog with short ears, in order to become a rabbit, regardless of the guidance and eyes of the world, actually uses black silk to make up for its own defects. Doesn't the world's rabbits feel moved by such a disabled person? ?And he, who was born with long ears, fell into a slump because of a temporary setback. Shouldn't he be ashamed?

Encouraged, the rabbit walked out of the haze, stood upright, faced the cold eyes and ridicule of the world, and stood in the center of the world.

Qin Songye gnawed on an apple and asked, "What are you going to do, Maomao?"

What is he going to do?

He wants to perform a stunt, a stunt that has been practiced for many years and has never been shown to others.

Fall, stand, pull, shit.

He propped himself on the ground with his short front legs, and rested on the sofa with his back legs.

As a result, the apple in Qin Songye's hand fell to the ground, and Fang unexpectedly forgot to chew the orange in his mouth. Xie Lan raised his head from Jing Liangqiu's arms, and Jing Liangqiu's eyes widened in surprise.

And those two stupid cats and dogs who only cared about showing affection and never took him seriously were also stunned by the shock.

From somewhere behind his short tail, grains of round rabbit feces slowly fell, along his graceful back, slid to the top of his head, and finally bounced and fell to the ground.One grain after another, one grain after another, there is an endless stream, endless life, scattered in all directions.

Tao gives birth to one, one gives birth to two, two gives birth to three, and three gives birth to all things...

This is his way.

All the onlookers were stunned, and there was a moment of silence in the empty room.

The corner of Rabbit Mao Mao raised a contemptuous smile, do you think this is the end?

You underestimate me.

While everyone was in awe, the last piece of round rabbit dung rolled down from the back of the rabbit's tail.I saw the rabbit's tail shaking rapidly, and his fluffy little buttocks also shaking violently, something was about to spurt out.

From the rabbit's upturned butt, a yellow liquid sprayed out slowly.

Fang Xiaonan covered his mouth in surprise. After pulling so many dry things, he could still pull out thin water and form a small water column. Without several years of hard training, it was absolutely impossible to do it.

The small water column bloomed slowly, like a small fountain.However, the fountain is getting higher and higher, and the range of spraying is wider and wider, like a flower that is in full bloom.

That is the most beautiful scenery in the world.

Fang Xiaonan's eyes involuntarily shed a line of tears.

Master, you did it.