Chapter 73
Chapter 73
Film Emperor Lin is very upset recently, and the cause is still the photo that abused him thousands of times.That's right, it's the toilet photo taken when the two met for the first time.
Because the two had already announced their relationship, a reporter posted the photos they took for the first time on Weibo, which attracted countless comments below, and one of the most outstanding ones was——
"I wish Chu Xiaogong and Lin Xiaoshou a happy marriage for a hundred years~~"
Film Emperor Lin really stained half of the capital red with a mouthful of old blood!Scratching my nails on the table desperately, how can you tell that I'm suffering?And this photo is obviously on it!
Well, although he is sitting on Chu Qiao's lap, although their posture looks closer to a certain riding style.But shouldn't the boundary between attack and accept be the aura?
"The Domineering, Cold-faced Song God Attack X The Tsundere Wife, The Movie Emperor Shou!"
A certain Lin Xiaogong immediately jumped up from his chair when he saw this sentence, pointed at the computer screen and cursed, "Where am I a wife? Do you think that all the people who can cook are married?! This is called elegant temperament! Temperament you Do you understand?"
So, he immediately found the photo of Chu Qiao kissing himself "shyly" when he was filming the "Ai Meili" commercial, and then went to the Internet to find a more handsome photo of himself, buttoned his face and put it on the huge doll costume. On his face, he hurriedly posted a Weibo message, not forgetting Aite Chuqiao by the way.
In less than 10 minutes, this Weibo became popular again, and fans left messages below, "Actor Lin, is it true that you are so beautiful?" "Pfft, Orange, it really is you! No wonder I always thought the voice of that biscuit was very familiar !" "Buy, buy, buy, can't I buy it? Fans stop at advertising! Goodbye, goodbye."
When Lin Yingdi was proud and complacent, a fan said again, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhagatopa! "
Seeing this, Lin Yicheng jumped out of his chair and snapped out the power, trying not to look at it and not to worry.
Xiao Bai just pushed the door open and walked in, expressing that he was no longer surprised by Lin Yicheng's recent convulsions. As the saying goes, men in love are all idiots. Not only has Yingdi Lin's IQ become negative, but even his common sense has been restored to factory settings. , Can posting such a dreamy photo show that he is a gong?
Obviously not, which company's Gong will go to wear doll costumes properly?Could it be the legendary father-son love?
"Xiaobai, I want to let people all over the world know that I am the gong!" Lin Yicheng slumped on the sofa, seemingly swearing.
"Pull it down! People all over the world are so busy that they don't have time to care about whether you are attacking or receiving." Xiao Bai mercilessly stated, taking out a stack of manuscripts from his briefcase without even looking at him, "No , an entertainment program that the company will pick up for you, "Vote, Best Boyfriend" will be broadcast on Double Eleven."
"I don't want to be on an entertainment show, and have to be constantly interviewed about my love history." Lin Yicheng reluctantly accepted the manuscript, and briefly read it.This is a special program for Double Eleven. Two male guests will be invited to vote for your favorite best boyfriend after three rounds of competition.
"Tch, is this still a comparison? Who is the other male guest?" Actor Lin put down the manuscript and geared up, watching me teach you how to be a man every minute!
"I don't know, haven't you found it yet?"
"Eh?" Lin Yicheng was taken aback, and quickly slapped his hands, "Chu Qiao! I'm going to invite Chu Qiao right now! I have to let the whole world see who is the most aggressive!"
After Lin Yicheng finished speaking, he jumped off the sofa and ran out without even turning his head. Xiao Bai looked at his back and shook his head and sighed. Really, the organizer specially left another candidate and was waiting for you to invite Chu Qiao. !Are you two bound to sell in the future?How much less money does this company have to make!
In fact, Chu Qiao doesn't really like to participate in entertainment programs, but after being with Lin Yicheng for a long time, the two of them show their affection everywhere, and they don't hate it much.It's just that he was embarrassed to say it, so he had to put on airs and refused several times, and finally agreed "reluctantly" under Lin Yicheng's begging.However, if he knew the purpose of Lin Yicheng's invitation to him, he would never agree.
It wasn't the first time the two had been on a show together since they fell in love, and the host didn't need to introduce too much, just made fun of them and started the recording of the show.
"First of all—the first comparison is patience and carefulness." The host said, and a staff member came up with several plates, "Now there are two plates in front of each of them, one of which is empty, The other one contains soybeans, mung beans and millet, and the competition is to see who can pick out more mung beans within one minute!"
Lin Yicheng looked at Chu Qiao who was sitting across from him and smiled slightly, but in his heart he was determined to win, Chu Qiao, let's see if anyone will think you are a gong after watching this show!Isn't it just a small bean!Forgive you for racking your brains and not being too lazy to do it for a person who never cooks. Let's see how I conquer you in front of the whole country!
Here the host gave an order, Lin Yicheng immediately rushed to the table and stretched out his two hands like chickens pecking at food. He saw his two paws frantically shuttled between the plates, and the speed of the damage was not clear. .
Hearing the sound of crackling big beads and small beads falling onto the jade plate, Yingdi Lin clapped his hands and sat down firmly, and the mung beans on his plate were picked off by him within a minute.
There was a burst of cheers at the scene, and all the audience were amazed by his swift technique, and even the host couldn't help but show a little bit of admiration.Lin Yicheng concealed the joy in his heart, and looked at Chu Qiao with regret on his face, only to see God Chu sitting leisurely by the side without even moving.
Ha ha!Can you just bow your head and admit defeat in front of my powerful skills?You must know that I have bought the program group in advance, and I have practiced the test questions thousands of times. Don’t look at me on stage for only 1 minute, but off stage... Hehe, I have practiced for 8 minutes too!
"Um... Chu God, you..." The host looked at Chu Qiao, who was motionless, with some embarrassment.
Chu Qiao looked up at Lin Yicheng calmly, then looked at him affectionately and said, "You won."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The screams at the scene burst out, and soon a group of rotten girls shouted, "Chu Gong! Chu Gong! Chu Gong!"
Lin Yicheng's face was so dark that his teeth were chattering with a smile on his face.
Chu Qiao, have you heard something?
The host smiled and said, "Then we will proceed to the next round. This time we are comparing talent and connotation. A handsome man may attract many opposite sexes, but only a man with temperament and connotation can attract people's attention for a longer period of time." .And this round we are going to compare who is more connotative! Then, who will come first?"
"Me!" Lin Yicheng stood up with his hands raised. Not only did he do all his homework at home, but he also fully figured out the opponent's psychology. So in this round, he picked up the microphone and sang "Deadly Ill" first.
After more than a year of practice, Lin Yicheng has already been able to sing this song very similarly. Although the high and low notes have not reached the level of sharpness, he can still sing with seven or eight features.After singing a song, the audience shouted one after another, and Yingdi Lin was so excited that he couldn't help but raised his little chin.
Chu Qiao, see what else you can do after I've sung all your best songs!Hmph, fight with me, this best actor is Oscar who can figure out the character's psychology the most. When you meet a smart man like me, just be a kid obediently!
The host couldn't help asking, "Wow, Actor Lin, how did you manage to sing this song?"
This sentence was also expected, Lin Yicheng raised the corners of his mouth and smiled evilly, looked at Chu Qiao tenderly after a merciless discharge towards the audience, and said, "It's the first time I saw Chu Qiao singing in a concert with my own eyes. He hurt his tapes on this song, and after that I made up my mind to practice this song so that one day if he had to sing it again, I could stand up and sing it for him."
When he said this, his voice was low, as if he was telling a story, and it seemed that he was too shy to tell it. The real warm drama made him vividly interpret it.
Immediately at the scene, the sailors who had been arranged in advance took out tissues to wipe their tears, and the host also said very cooperatively, "Wow~ it's so touching~"
Chu Qiao looked at him and smiled, his eyes were shining, reflecting the lights on the stage, it was even more beautiful. Lin Yicheng was stunned when he saw it, and the knife on Sezi's head cut off his nerves instantly, and the whole person knew Staring at Chu Qiao foolishly.
"Then, does God Chu have anything to show us? Don't repeat it~"
As soon as the host opened his mouth, Lin Yicheng regained his composure, and looked at Chu Qiao with a smile.I saw Chu Qiao walking forward gracefully and standing firm, before everyone came back to their senses and fell down with a "plop".With one hand on the ground, he handsomely and neatly did 30 one-handed push-ups.
Ah ah ah ah ah! !These countless "ah" are the inner portrayal of Lin Yingdi.
Amid the applause at the scene, the host's jaw almost dropped to the ground.Chu Qiao stood up, picked up the microphone and smiled lightly, "I'm not as talented as Actor Lin, I can only sing and exercise."
"Ahhh!! Such deep love!!!" The fans at the scene immediately screamed like a frying pan, accompanied by countless screams of "Cheng Zi is so happy!".
Film Emperor Lin said, I'm attacking!My whole family is attacking!
"Then the next thing is the last item of this competition - guts! I think everyone knows the recent popular Ice Bucket Challenge..."
"Ah!" The host screamed immediately before he finished speaking, and he could see the two kings in the entertainment industry performing "wet body temptation"!Simply can't make any more money!
"Since everyone understands the rules, then... two please!"
In order to show that he is a generous, handsome and self-restrained dog, Lin Yicheng challenged it first. Standing in the small rubber swimming pool, two staff members poured it down with a bucket of ice water without mercy.
"Wow—" Back before liberation in an instant, Lin Yicheng's scalp was numb from the cold and his whole body was shaking. The feeling of being hit by a big ice cube on his head was really uncomfortable. Back to the sense of presence.Thinking of this, he became a little worried about Chu Qiao again.
Putting on the clothes handed over by the staff, Chu Qiao also entered the swimming pool, and there was another bucket of ice, and a gust of cold air came over him immediately.
Chu Qiao was wet from head to toe, but he seemed to feel that it was quite fresh. He raised his head to look at Lin Yicheng and grinned, revealing a set of beautiful little teeth, so cute.
Lin Yicheng suddenly felt his heart melt, and there was another booing sound at the scene. The actor Lin looked at it again, and Chu Qiao's wet shirt was completely stuck to his body, and the six small abdominal muscles in his abdomen were not leaking. Appeared, that figure is really beautiful, thin and yet strong.
The fans at the scene had already exploded, and Lin Yicheng was a little unhappy when he heard their whistles.My daughter-in-law, why are you watching and booing again and again!So he quickly picked up the coat prepared at the side and put it on Chu Qiao's shoulders, and hugged him to block the audience's sight.
The host took a step forward knowingly and stood in front of the two of them and said, "Then it's time for the voting session. Please edit text messages from all the friends who are present and in front of the TV..."
Lin Yicheng hugged Chu Qiao and asked in a low voice, "Is it cold?"
Chu Qiao nodded, "But it's also quite fun."
"Did anyone say you've changed a lot?"
Chu Qiao raised her head and blinked her eyes, "I only know that my singing is much better."
Lin Yicheng laughed silently. Chu Qiao sang a lot of love songs recently. He changed his previous style to some more cheerful and happy love songs. In fact, the response was not very good, and he only sang a few songs. But he always said that his singing skills have improved again.
"By the way, mom asked you to have dinner at home at night." Chu Qiao said.
"Ah? Can you not go!" Lin Yicheng suddenly turned into a bitter face, every time he met his father-in-law, he was always extremely frightened!
"Of course." Chu Qiao raised his eyebrows, "If you think it's appropriate,"
"..."
The winner of "Vote, Best Boyfriend" that day was obviously Chu Qiao, and Actor Lin had already let go of this.But who would have thought that when he left the recording site, reporters would surround him to interview him.
"Film Emperor Lin, do you have any explanation for the position of you and Chu Qiao, which are of great interest to the majority of netizens?"
Film Emperor Lin suddenly stopped in his tracks, glared at him fiercely and said, "My surname is Lin, his surname is Chu, who do you think is on top?"
The reporter suddenly realized, and wrote a few strokes on the paper, "So you really like riding like you said on the Internet?"
"..."
Shit! ! !
The author has something to say: This time it’s really gone, this episode... Pfft, let’s have a small episode~ Don’t make complaints, in fact, it’s just using some useless foreshadowing at the beginning.In other words, when I first wrote this article, I once thought of the titles "Under the Forest of Chu" or "Under the Forest of a Wife", but they were ruthlessly stopped in the end.Um~ Thank you for watching~~
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