Chapter 33
Chapter 33
In the end, I didn't know what it was and who it was for.
I didn't even ask.
Alas, the current Mr. Chi is no longer the original Mr. Chi.
Yan Yi made a rough calculation, but he couldn't tell when he became very flirtatious.
This is not something that can be seen at a glance.
Some people are like this. They are usually serious, elegant and noble, and they look like a good person at first glance.
But out of the blue, they will give you a few tricks to catch you off guard, and... surprise you.
Chi Zhou is such a person, commonly known as Mensao.
However, Yanyi felt that he was not bored at all.
Because he discovered that as long as Mr. Chi wants to make a fuss, it doesn't matter the occasion.
Not to mention how above board!
Headache.
"So let me just say, ever since you fell in love with Brain, I realized that you are no longer his opponent!"
In the past few days when he finished his work and returned home, Zuo Yuan rushed over to grab a meal when he was on the show.
Good brothers, there are a lot of times to complain to each other, and of course there are more times to gossip, talk about life, and be emotional mentors!
In fact, Zuo Yuan himself couldn't tell whether he was straight or crooked, and he didn't talk about it a few times.It was requested by the TV station before, but later due to the limitations of his own vision, his emotional experience was only two more pencil marks than Yan Yi's blank paper.
It's still the kind that can be erased at any time with an eraser and has no equal sign.
But it's so miraculous, he feels that he is richer than Yanyi, and when talking about Yanyi and Chizhou, he actually speaks out loud, one thing after another.
Yanyi, it's true white, his whiteness is not equal to the show on his lips.
So now the two collided together, forming a weird situation:
One dares to speak and the other dares to listen.
One dared to speak, and the other listened carefully.
Yan Yi: "How do you say that?"
Zuo Yuan: "Think about it yourself. In the past, you were able to surpass others because of your mouth. You are so sloppy, you have a thick skin, you can say anything, and you are never afraid of offending anyone. But now you have a look……"
Zuo Yuan clicked his lips and said: "Your advantage is gone, you can't be as thick-skinned as him, and you are not as flirtatious as him. So what else can you do except die?"
Yanyi was exercising here, and suddenly threw the dumbbell, "Why do I want to beat you so much when you say that?"
Zuo Yuan immediately became vigilant, "I was kind enough to analyze it for you, you... hey, don't do anything when you are talking about feelings, if you come here again, I will call someone! Little aunt——"
Ms. Yang downstairs has nothing but sharp ears.
He raised his voice and said, "What's the matter? You're being lazy again, aren't you? Watch Xiao Yuan for me!"
Yan Yi: ...
Yanyi was very unconvinced, "Ms. Yang, can you send him away?"
Ms. Yang ping-pong-pong chops on the pressing board, as if chopping someone's neck.
Said: "If you talk nonsense again, I will ask your teacher to go up."
Yan Yi: ...
He immediately shut up.
After a movie, his body can't take it anymore, and he will lose a lot of weight in the end.So every time my little aunt yelled that he was making trouble for himself, and then paid for a nutritionist to come and recuperate.While supplementing greatly, he also found a professional teacher to supervise his exercise.
It's terrifying!
Like Hao Zhengqing, they were all designed to beat him.
Zuo Yuan and Yan Yi have been playing together since middle school.
People who can't be noisy but can't fight, once they meet someone who can clean him up, they will start to twitch.
For example, in front of him, Zuo Yuan's two sword-browed thieves said, "Practice hard, my aunt said, let me watch you!"
Yan Yi glared at him, "Wait!"
Zuo Yuan suddenly said: "Your movement is not standard, go down a little, lower..."
Yan Yi gritted his teeth.
About half an hour later, I had enough time to take a shower and go downstairs.
Ms. Yang Qing Yang has already put the bone soup on, and she is choosing dishes in the restaurant while answering the phone, leaving her aunt alone to prepare other dishes.
I heard her say: "Well, I know, I'll be at... twelve o'clock, and I'll pick you up after watching Yanyan after eating at twelve o'clock."
"I can't help but watch! You don't understand yet. When he was at our house, he turned his head and stuffed the trash can with the food he didn't like. You were filming with him and you didn't see how thin he is now. I want to let him If he is thinner, our sister will cut my neck later!"
Yan Yi knew that the other end must be his little uncle Liang Jian.
I don't know what else was said there, Ms. Yang was happy, like a girl in love.
Quickly changed my mind and wasn't afraid to cut my neck.
Said: "Okay, I will as soon as possible. You are right, Zuo Yuan is here, and he is not afraid of being supervised!"
Zuo Yuan couldn't help sighing: "Women are really fickle!"
"Oh, I've seen a lot," Yan Yi said, "I'm tired every day!"
Then picked up the phone.
Zuo Yuan took a look, "Men are also fickle!"
Yan Yi: "Get out!"
Zuo Yuan: "Look, spring-loving men are more fickle!"
"Who misses spring? Zuo Yuan? Is the old tree blooming?"
It happened that Ms. Yang hung up the phone, and she accurately captured useful information.
"I don't, I'm single, and I'm sure, I will be single for a long time to come!" Zuo Yuan quickly denied.
Ms. Yang understood, "Oh, you?"
She didn't have to think at all, she just said, "Is it Chizhou?"
Yan Yi: ...
"What expression do you have?" Ms. Yang came over, "Chizhou is pretty good, at least he is a person!"
Yanyi: ... Fuck!
The corner of Yanyi's mouth twitched, "Are you saying this because you are afraid that I will find a witchy wife?"
Ms. Yang shook her head, "No, I'm afraid you'll find a ghost, or don't even have a ghost boyfriend!"
Yan Yi: "I..."
He frowned, and suddenly couldn't say anything, "Why do I listen, you seem to know that I have a boyfriend?"
Ms. Yang smiled mysteriously, self-evident.
Yanyi: "I'm so obvious? Why don't I know?"
Ms. Yang: "You're not obvious, really."
Yan Yi: "Then what do you mean?"
Zuo Yuan hit the nail on the head, "Little aunt said that your hooligan nature is not obvious, but your orientation has nothing to do with your nature!"
Yanyi: "...fuck!"
He wanted to get mad, "I'm so straight, I was forced to turn!"
Ms. Yang: "Hehe."
Zuo Yuan: "Hehe, did Renchizhou put a knife on your neck?"
Yanyi still wanted to quibble, Zuo Yuan reminded him, "Wechat is here, please reply, ah!"
Yan Yi: ...
He cursed and slaughtered Zuo Yuan in his heart.
Puzzled, he whipped him again.
Pressed the phone, "I'm not in the mood, tell me clearly!"
Ms. Yang was very helpless, "It's hard to explain, baby!"
She sat down slowly, amiable, and said: "Also, I need to correct you, if you really have a boyfriend, you won't be a daughter-in-law."
Zuo Yuan, who is very cooperative and arrogant: "Yes, what my aunt means is that you may have a husband in the future!"
Yan Yi: ...
Can you bear it?
No, can't!
He picked up a chinchilla pillow and threw it on Zuo Yuan, "Your husband, you have a husband!"
"I'm a 1, I'm a 1, and I'll be a 1 all my life!"
Zuo Yuan couldn't hide, so he picked up three pillows in a row.
It's really frustrating, "Look, I get angry every time I mention this question. How many years have I known you? Where is your position? My little aunt doesn't know. How can I not know?"
Yan Yi still wanted to throw him away again, so he paused and went to see Yang Qing.
Ms. Yang has already avoided the war zone and is sitting on the other side.
Smiling and agreeing, "Accept reality, baby!"
Yan Yi: ...
I can't live anymore!
He jumped up and lay straight in a zombie state, "You two get out of here, I'm going on a hunger strike today!"
Ms. Yang: "Hunger strike for a while, but..."
Zuo Yuan: "Your position cannot be changed."
Yan Yi: ...
roll--
He picked up the phone, didn't even look at what Chi Zhou replied, and made a long series of calls first:
1111111111111!
Me, 11111111!
After holding back his breath for several years, Zuo Yuan was more refreshed than ever!
He looked at Yan Yi with a livid face, and flew into the kitchen, "Auntie, can I help?"
"Prepare so much, do you mind if I steal a cucumber slice?"
The host of the show who is familiar with everyone can mix up with anyone.
Yan Yi glanced at him, "It's really lack of beating!"
"Ding dong..."
Chi Zhou over there quickly returned to him.
Yan Yi lowered his head, and there was a string of question marks on the screen, which was as long as the neat short sentences above.
As early as 10 minutes ago, Chizhou had sent him a message. He was upstairs at that time and didn't see it.
He was angry just now and didn't look carefully.
Now, I can see it clearly...
Chi Zhou: The filming has already been finished today, and there are still five scenes to be finished.
Chi Zhou: Take a break and take a break, Mr. Yan is so soft and cute.
Yan Yi hadn't vented his anger yet, when he saw the last sentence, his old face became hot.
"What a fuck!"
This is in response to what he just said about being pressed to the gym.
When I complained to him a few days ago, he was not so coquettish.
just now……
Yan Yi's nostrils almost smoked, a carp turned over, lay down on the sofa and typed quickly: I think you are also short of beating!
Yanyi: No, you still lack asymmetric torture!
Yanyi: Are you itchy little Doudou again?
Yanyi: Do you want to be beaten?
Yanyi: You want me to stop being a domestic abuser, right?
Yanyi: Come here if you have the ability, I will beep you right now!
After posting, he threw the phone over and went to pick a few grapes from the fruit plate.
Treat him as Chizhou's beans and crush him!
Bite again!
Yang Qing, who was next to him, peeped at him a few times, almost dying of laughter.
Bow your head and chat with Liang Jian: Wait a little longer, ha.You don't have to come here, I'll drive by myself and I'll be leaving right away.
"Ding dong..."
About 3 minutes, Chizhou news.
Yan Yi had already bitten a few grapes, but was not satisfied, so he picked a few more before going to the phone.
What Chi Zhou sent was an emoticon package.
The crappy little man put his hands on his hips anxiously: Don't do this!
Two seconds later, another one.
The same person pointed forward angrily: You will be so cute like this!
Yan Yi: ...
Yanyi: "Puff—cough cough cough!"
Ms. Yang was still typing, she raised her head suddenly, "What's wrong?"
Yan Yi: "Cough cough cough..."
The lung lobes almost flew out of the mouth.
Seeing the excitement, Zuo Yuan poked his head, and was immediately scared back, "Damn it, are you making a grape jet machine?"
He hurriedly called for help: "Auntie, help!"
Yanyi couldn't speak, and waited for a long time, waiting for her aunt to come out and tidy up the mess before looking at the screen of the phone with stars in her eyes.
Now, I really can't compete with Chi Zhou.
"Okay?" Yang Qing looked at him lying on the sofa spitting foam with amused smile, "Don't you cough?"
Yan Yi waved his hands weakly.
Yang Qing: "Then, you have nothing to do here, so I have to go first, and come to see you tomorrow morning."
Yanyi wished that she would not come to torture him, and immediately said pleasantly: "Are you really leaving?"
Yang Qing: "What's the matter, are you so happy to hear that I'm leaving?"
Yanyi immediately denied it: "I'm not happy, I don't want to part with it."
Yang Qing: "Oh..."
She didn't believe it at all, but she didn't expose him, and said anxiously: "Your little uncle is coming back, boarding the plane now, it's about an hour, I have to go to the airport to pick him up."
The two have been in love since college, and it took years of long-distance running to achieve success.However, after getting married, Yang Qing and Liang Jian had very few opportunities to meet because of work reasons.
Of course Yanyi had to support her, "Yes, definitely!"
He had never been so diligent before, bouncing up from the sofa, helping Yang Qing with her coat, and helping her with her bag and charger.
"It takes an hour to get to the airport from here. The time is tight, but don't worry! Be careful on the road and drive steadily. Um... Say hello to my uncle for me, I will ask him another day Eat meat!"
In the end, with a shameless smile on his face, he gave it away.
Ms. Yang: ...
I was still in a daze until I went out the door.
As soon as the person was sent away, Zuo Yuan stopped being embarrassed.
Tucking her tail, she got into the kitchen and couldn't come out, "Hehehe, Auntie's cooking is delicious, even the cucumbers are so stylish..."
Yanyi stared dangerously at the figure behind the sliding door, "Zuogoudaner, you plan to be buried there in the future, right?"
"No, no, no, no..." Zuo Yuan: "I'm cultivating a mother-child relationship with my aunt, don't disturb me!"
Yan Yi rolled his eyes.
After a while, Zuo Yuan found no movement outside, poked his head out, "Little aunt really left?"
The eyeballs swept around, and found that Yanyi was sitting on the sofa, and had already picked up the phone again, so he guessed that his good brother had sex with Chizhou on the Internet again.
Suddenly, he stepped forward boldly with one foot, "It's gone so soon, alas!"
He sighed, he didn't know if he was deliberately diverting Yan Yi's attention, trying to dispel Yan Yi's idea of beating him up, or if it was true, he said: "There is a program in the next episode, and we will invite husband and wife teams to participate. As soon as Sister Ma mentioned it, I first thought of my little aunt. Hey, tell me, can I invite my little aunt to go? Do you dare to show your face?"
Yan Yi poked the screen with a bad expression: "There are so many in the circle, you can't find anyone!"
"That's different," Zuo Yuan said, "Little aunt has been in love since she was in college, and now she has been married for nine years, and she encourages each other to grow up. This kind of exemplary couple will kill more than half of them in a flash, okay?"
Yan Yi: "Instakill the fart!"
While replying to WeChat, he said: "Do you think everyone is like them? It's enough for the family to live well. Do you want everyone to be as interesting as them?"
"What you said..." Zuo Yuan curled his lips, "Although it makes sense, I still smell the lemon!"
Yanyi: "...Get out!"
Zuo Yuan: "Hey, you who have never been in love before, you don't understand the beauty of campus romance at all, be jealous, ah!"
Yanyi: "Get lost! You are the only one who has, how amazing you are, you died for a while before finishing college!"
With a knife stabbed in his heart, Zuo Yuan felt a thorn in his heart.
But how powerful he is, he walked down with his ass, cross-legged and nestled on the sofa, "Then I also have nine years of relationship experience, which is much better than your blank sheet of paper!"
"Fuck!" Yan Yi: "You don't want to talk about the fact that you were at the same table in elementary school and had a crush on you for nine years, did you? Tch, as far as your nine-year crush is concerned, you haven't seen each other since you graduated from high school. I haven't held hands before. And... you scumbag, you have been with a girl for half a month, don't mention it, are you angry now when you think about it? It's so boring, if I were you and me Long ago..."
Zuo Yuan: "What's wrong with you?"
At this time, the doorbell rang.
Zuo Yuan: "Little aunt forgot to bring something?"
He was going to look for slippers, Yan Yi got up first.
While walking, he said: "If you want me, I heard that someone can like me for nine years, I washed it up and got into his bed that day. I'm just like you, and you don't dare to know it? What are you pretending to be with me now? deep……"
"Click", the door lock opened.
Before Yan Yi could finish speaking, a lump stuck in her throat...
The person who came was not Little Aunt, but Chi Zhou.
One minute, I chatted with him on WeChat, saying that the person who was preparing for the play had already appeared at his door in the next minute.
But that's not the point.
The point is...fuck, why is he looking at him like this?
Yan Yi raised his head in a daze, and looked into his deep eyes.
For some reason, I suddenly felt a sense of suffocation.
It was like a heavy object was pressed down from the top of his head, drooping a little bit, and landed on his heart.
He was stunned for a long time, Zuo Yuan over there: "Who is it?"
Looking up, "Hey, Cao Cao is here!"
One sentence grabbed Yan Yi's erratic soul back.
Yanyi: "You, why are you back?"
"No, you, how did you come up?"
His apartment is considered to be the one with the most confidentiality and the strictest security. There is one apartment per elevator, so most people can't get on the elevator, let alone come in.
Yan Yi was puzzled, and the next moment he was attracted by the super-large cardboard box he held in his hand.
Specifically, what's inside.
He blinked, looked back, and slowly looked down...
Seeing that the white gift box was pierced with neat small round holes.Can't see what's inside, but hear the sound...
"Shhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Very light and sharp.It was like being scratched by some innocuous sharp weapon, and it made my heart itch.
But Yan Yi waited for a long time, Chi Zhou did not speak.
He just looked at Yan Yi so strangely.
Yan Yi frowned, "What did you get?"
He didn't understand why he felt guilty, but subconsciously turned to one side.
Maybe it was stared at by him inexplicably.
He stammered, "Come in, come in!"
Only then did Chi Zhou move.
He collected his attention, hugged the box nervously and took a step inside.
But he didn't go in either, just took one step and stopped beside Yanyi.
Yanyi still felt strange, raised his eyes hastily, but bumped into his pupils again.
His heart was completely chaotic, and he was jumping wildly.
Busy took a step back.
Then, before standing still, I heard Chi Zhou say: "Teacher Yan..."
He looked at him and paused.
Said: "Two years less, okay?"
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Hahaha……
Mr. Saoqingchi, you really can't stand the show!
Chirp everyone a symmetrical kiss!
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