mc-med Chapter 51
Chapter 51
——"It's such a big one, you said you were such a big Tibetan mastiff, oh, I'll go home, mother..."
The first shrapnel posted on the official Weibo of the "Judger 112" crew, Huali, a young man with a few tufts of blue hair on his head, is under the camera seat, leaning on the wall with one hand, looking at a man who is much more mature than him at the other end, with eyebrows and eyes Deep Bend was talking.
I couldn't hear what it was, I only saw him talking and laughing flamboyantly.
Laughing and bending over again.
To be so wanton, from the perspective of the camera, it can be said that it is very underwhelming.
But the man not far away from him didn't move at him.
Because his state lasted for less than a minute, as if he suddenly saw something that terrified him.
The smile disappeared, and the twitch also disappeared, and he stared at the other side with wide eyes.
Turn around, come back, turn left, turn right, and repeat it several times.
"what--"
A miserable and shrill scream came from his throat.The young man said it was too late and then quickly, he scratched the wall with one hand and kicked the ground with his foot, looked back at the unknown object that flashed into the camera, jumped up and jumped onto the wall.
This chain of actions only took place in a few seconds, and netizens saw only a strange and deformed figure across the screen.And when they blinked and focused again, the mysterious brown-red unknown object had already reached the base of the wall.
It is a very strong Tibetan mastiff.
It flicked its long fur and ran into the camera domineeringly. "Woof, woof", howled a few times excitedly, raised his head and stretched out his claws, and jumped up passionately and dangerously.
The young man was terrified, because his face and facial features were twisted together because of fear.
Looking at his extraordinarily flamboyant tufts of blue hair, he was almost so frightened that he was about to burst into flames.
With his eyes closed, he clawed at the wall with all fours like a spider, yelling as he scratched.
"Get out of here, get out of my way—"
——"What the hell are you talking nonsense, am I afraid that I will weave a web on the wall?"
——"Take me away quickly, take me away—"
Two and a half minutes, no beginning and no end.
There is only one official Weibo:
@Y-燕燚, your Yanba swears that he is not afraid of dogs, and then the shooting scene is... [smiling.].
He is really not afraid, not at all!
Netizens burst out laughing when they saw this:
--Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
--Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
--Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
--Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
——Red and red in a trance.
……
——Hahahaha Is this the Yanyi I know hahahaha.
——Hahahaha I don't know what to say other than laughing...
——Please let me die laughing here!
- Stomach cramps, accompany me for medical bills!
——Haha, it’s too bad, the series of laughing and dying.
——Brother Yan today has contracted my jokes for a year.
——He's not afraid, really, we confirmed it for you.
—Is it the original film?It's really not a drama hahaha.
——He is someone who has confirmed that he is not afraid of dogs. Father Yan invites you to come down!
——You are an idol, be obedient!
——My brother, please tell you how big the psychological shadow is?
——Half a person in the entertainment industry, can you still beat a dog?Come on, bite it!
……
Yanyi flipped through the comments on Weibo, and various reposts from marketing accounts and entertainment media, sitting in front of the makeup mirror, almost shutting himself off.
Seriously, he has nothing to say now except for countless beeping special effects.To really force him to speak, there is only one word: Fuck!
Two words: Fuck me!
Three words: Fuck me!
Then he wanted to roll up his sleeves frantically and go to his uncle's reception. He just wanted to rush out and pluck the hair of the entire crew.
The film is fixed, where have you ever seen a crew do something more flamboyant than this operation?
No!
Absolutely no, yes!
I don't want to be ashamed?
I don't want to be figurative?
Can my idol still do it?
Where will I put my old face in the future?
I……
"Brother Yan, calm down, calm down, we are not angry, not at all, ah..."
Ruan Ming was afraid that he would take a razor or other sharp tools to fight Tumu downstairs, so he hurried over to signal Teacher Xi, "Hurry up!"
The shadow of being held down by him, covering his mouth with a cushion and pulling a small leather belt last time has not yet dissipated. Seeing his expression, Teacher Xi dared not approach him at all.I hurriedly hid aside, "I don't, I won't go, I'm still young, I don't want to die young!"
Ruan Ming whispered, "That has to be done, you let him go to the reception with half pink makeup and half flower makeup?"
Teacher Xi's heart trembled wildly.
But I still took a breath, picked up the setting spray, and wanted to do my hair first...
"Ah, I'm dead—"
Before anyone could walk behind him, Yan Yi suddenly stretched out his limbs, and lay down on the makeup chair without love.
Teacher Xi: ...
Teacher Xi:? ? ?
He was a little confused, but also a little innocent.
However, Chi Zhou, who had half done the modeling over there, turned his head and took a look at Yan Yi.
He raised the corners of his lips and smiled.
Can't tell if it's a joke or something.
Yan Yi saw it in the mirror, and directly slid the armrest of the makeup chair to Chi Zhou's side.
Then he pulled away his stylist, and thrust his head hard into Chi Zhou's shoulder.
"Can you get insurance if you hit and die on your body?"
Chi Zhou: "Pfft..."
Everyone in the dressing room: "Pfft..."
In fact, everyone has seen this video before, but when Yanyi came in, he made comments with a dark face, everyone was too scared to laugh!
Now there is a person who started, and I really couldn't help it, it was really uncomfortable to get together, looked at each other for a few times, and laughed hahaha...
"Brother Yan, why are you so cute?"
"I've been waiting for your big move for a long time, and you suddenly act cute to us?"
"There is insurance for crashing and dying, but we really don't have a penny to die of laughing!"
"Hahaha, I can't, my stomach hurts..."
Yan Yi: ...
Yan Yi: ...
autistic.
He grabbed Chizhou's clothes and couldn't get up for a moment.
He asked Chi Zhou: "Can I change my face in the future?"
Chi Zhou suppressed a smile, "You can't."
Yan Yi: "Is it illegal to kill an unscrupulous director?"
Chi Zhou: "Should..."
Chi Zhou couldn't make up the words about illegal crimes, "It might be better for you to pull your beard."
Yanyi gritted his teeth, "But he finished shaving this time when he came here!"
Chi Zhou: ...it seems so.
Tu Mu knew that his beard would be lost again, so he did it on purpose.
Yanyi was so angry, "I've already thought about what the airport will look like when we go back the day after tomorrow!"
Yanyi: "I don't pluck my beard, but can I burn my leg hair?"
Yanyi: "If I shave my leg hair, I'll set his hair on fire?"
Yanyi: "Do you have a lighter?"
He had already thought about 36 tortures in his mind to torture Tumu.
but……
He didn't use any of them afterwards.
Tumu didn't follow them the whole time.
The desire to survive is really worrying, he can only escape the [-]th style.So after returning from the reception, after taking a shower and sitting by the bed, Yanyi swiped Weibo again, already closed to herself and didn't want to talk.
On Weibo, the hot search entry, #焦燚被狗跟上上墙#, has already been overwhelmed by another #燕燚上墙萌图#.
Now, except for a few marketing accounts, everyone no longer laughed at him in the video, but switched to another channel quite tacitly...
It is a familiar cartoon blogger "Little Fox Picture". With extremely fast speed, he cut off the classic wall shots in the video within a few hours, and drew them into several cute animation frames, which were frantically forwarded by netizens. Laugh like crazy.
Figure [-]: The dog panics before the person arrives.
In the painting, Xiao Yanyi, with short legs and a big head, bumps back and forth against the wall like a fool.
Picture [-]: The dog goes up the wall as soon as it reaches the person.
The poor Yan Yi in the painting burst into tears, pressed his back against the wall, closed his eyes and shouted, "Mom is such a big Tibetan mastiff..."
Picture [-]: It's really good for the dog to bite me.
Xiao Yanyi with a pursed mouth, trembling limbs, opened big innocent eyes full of pleading, "Take me away..."
The most classic of these is Figure [-].
Netizens seem to be queuing up, first "ha ha ha" for a while, and then:
——I want to take this picture.
——Favorite love.
——Look at this little JIOJIO that has nowhere to put it, it makes me shake... Hahahaha. [image link.]
——And this little claw that can't hold the wall. [image link.]
——I really love Teacher Yan who is afraid of dogs.
——What the hell is this cutie made of?
——Take away my poor little girl, um, here comes my mother...
——Don’t cry, don’t cry, I’ll ask Mr. Chi to take you home, @C-Chizhou.
——@C-Chizhou, you, Mr. Yan, can’t get off the wall!
——Are you really not going to hug her back and kiss her? @C-Chizhou
——Mr. Chi, I'll give you 3 minutes, and I'll take it away before I come over!
——…
Yan Yi: "Oh!"
Sigh feebly.
Sent a WeChat message to Hao Zhengqing, saying: Tell me, how should I save my respect now?
Yanyi: Is there any help for me?
Yanyi: Is there anyone else who can set it up for me?
Hao Zhengqing probably thought it was too late.
Or, he is now bald and helpless.
It's been a long time, and I replied to him: Ancestor, give up, it's impossible for you!
Yanyi looked at the cold words on the screen, and seemed to hear something cracking.
Feeling hopeless and unable to face it, he threw away the new version of the script in his hand.
Also see a request ah look!
Then wrapped in a quilt, facing the brightly lit window...
Thinking about the hurricane of his dark history, the rest seems to be no longer a stable life.
And his irreversible, fearless and fearless past.
"Crack..."
I don't know how long it took, when Chizhou came out of the bathroom, he raised his eyes and saw a sad silkworm baby.
Sitting on the bay window facing him, wrapped in a pure white quilt, pitiful, weak, and helpless.
Chi Zhou couldn't help laughing, secretly picked up his phone to take a picture, and posted on Weibo.
Sure enough, just like before, everyone was still immersed in this joyful atmosphere and couldn't extricate themselves.
He knew that Mr. Yan, who had no black history, was laughed so much this time that he doubted his life...
Mr. Chi is so cute the more he looks at Mr. Yan!
………………
Hao Zhengqing didn't go to Germany with Yanyi this time, he was still in a meeting when the official announcement was made here, and when the news popped up suddenly, everyone laughed out loud.
How powerful is his ancestor?He has always been the only one who hates people, where did you see him being deflated?
Now that the official blog on the website confirmed that it was the original film and not the script, he didn't see much bad comments, and after ordering people to watch it, he just smiled.
After finally letting him catch it once, can he let it go?
Obviously not!
So he laughed hard, even when Yan Yi condescended to send a message asking for sutras, he hugged his phone and finished laughing before replying.
But he wasn't there, he didn't know the situation, he didn't see Yan Yi for a long time, professional habits, conditioned reflex, he suddenly became nervous.
Why don't you reply?
Angry?
Desperate?
Won't……
Fuck, he won't fight Tumu, will he?
Hao Zhengqing's heart tightened, and he didn't dare to think about it anymore, so he quickly took out his phone.
At this time, there was a sudden "ding dong" from the background.
Hao Zhengqing secretly said: "It's not good!" Hastily opened it to see...
C-Chizhou: Everyone stop making trouble, Mr. Yan is already autistic...
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——A picture wrapped in a quilt, Teacher Yan is ashamed to face others.
Time display: 3 minutes ago...
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Ok, covered...
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
10 bottles of Xiaojiejie; 1 bottle of Deep Forest Tree Essence;
Chirp everyone~