mc-med Chapter 75 Extra Story——
Chapter 75 Extra Story——
Everyone:
For the sake of Mr. Chi's obsessive-compulsive disorder, and to present him with the most comfortable ending state, part of the episode will be included in the speech.Everyone just scroll down according to the serial number!
【One】
Everyone on the Internet knew that Teacher Yan kissed Mr. Chi in front of everyone at the awards ceremony.
But after returning to China, facing the media, Teacher Yan: Oh, what did you say?
Yanyi's expression remained normal, as if he was telling someone else's story.
That attitude is equivalent to saying to the camera: "My cat ate two bowls of cat food today."
Said: "Do you know that kind of atmosphere, I just feel it, I want to kiss!"
Yanyi: "No kiss is not enough to express my gratitude!"
media:……
Media: I believe in your ghost!
But they had no choice, and if they continued to ask, he would not answer.
As for Chizhou...
For the one who has no bottom line, he will only smile dotingly: Teacher Yan is right!
Teacher Yan is right in everything!
Teacher Yan is absolutely right!
Annoyed the media: He is so barren!
You have the ability to fall in love, do you have the ability to make official announcements?
They don't!
They simply have the ability, and then tell everyone: Although we have the ability, we just don't make it official.Don't you want to guess?Guess what!
You can say whatever you want, it doesn’t matter what you scold, anyway, no matter what you do, it won’t affect our lives!
How can it be true!
Therefore, for a long time afterwards, the state interaction between Yan Yi and Chi Zhou remained weird.
You can go in and out at the same time, you can have intimate interaction, and you can even go shopping in a supermarket and play with your little hands.
Everyone knew that the relationship between the two of them was abnormal, including themselves, they no longer avoided the media and paparazzi.But they just don't admit it, they just don't nod!
The key is that others have nothing to do with them!
As the days go by...
Media: Forget it, don’t follow me anymore, he’s so tired!
Do whatever you like!
Ever since, the whole network defaults!
【two】
Was there a moment when you wanted to beat the opponent to death?
Chi Zhou's answer is: no.
Chi Zhou: Facing Mr. Yan every day, I have to fall in love ten thousand times.
Yanyi: ...Sorry, I have.
Yanyi: Every day now, I want Mr. Chi to change his way of death!
…………
As for why?
Is it the annihilation of his humanity after the passion recedes, or the loss of morality, or is he addicted to domestic violence and cannot extricate himself?
The tormented teacher Yan must answer: Neither!
He has kidney deficiency!
Without paparazzi bothering them, the couple's life is becoming more and more ideal.
At this time, there is no pressure from public opinion, except for the fans screaming every day, adding passion to their fairy love, the daily life can be said to be unrestrained and unrestrained to the point of envy.
—— Zuo Yuan is one of them.
But at this time, Mr. Chi began to act presumptuously.
He floats away!
Unrestrained, every night after taking a shower, she leans back on the bed: "Mr. Yan, shall we play something different today?"
——Recently, the well-dressed beast pool is filming an ethics drama, and I don't know if it's because Teacher Yan is too tolerant of him, or because of some other stimulation, he suddenly became obsessed with role-playing.
It was okay at first, but at most it was the struggle of a pretty widow and a well-dressed hypocrite village chief.
Open a window, climb a bed, or peek at the widow taking a bath.
Occasionally, on a whim, he brought the kitten over, "Well, you put the child to sleep, and I will force it!" Teacher Yan was tortured to the point of collapse.
However, for his great cause of turning around, he will rub his old waist and put forward some personal suggestions.
Coaxing Mr. Chi, he said, "Tell me, every time I'm the weak one, it's not exciting at all, right? We should play something with a reversal."
Mr. Chi looked at him, thought about it seriously and carefully, and felt that what he said made sense.
The Adam's apple rolled, and he couldn't take his eyes off: "Then which one do you want to change?"
Yanyi rolled his eyes, "Wait for me a while!"
He went to look through the colored essays in Chaohua, and found out the stored taboo pictures.
Hold your head high and hold your chest high: "I'll be the old gangster in the east of the village, and you'll be the cowardly college student in the west of the village!"
Yanyi arranged the scene for the college student pool very imposingly: "I will rob you in the haystack next to the dilapidated house and play hooligans. If you pass by with a book in your arms, you must be afraid of me. Then call my brother, act like a baby and let me let me go You, of course I will not let you go, I will try my best to make things difficult for you. At this time, you have to show a gesture of refusal and welcome, do you have to be coy? For example, red ears avoid saying 'no', but they are very honest to hold my hand don't let me go..."
Chi Zhou frowned, and pondered for a while, "Yes! Do you start first or should I start first?"
"Of course it's me, I'm a hooligan!"
Yanyi put down the phone, brewed up his emotions, and felt that he didn't need to prepare.
Because in terms of roles, he already has the upper hand.
Rubbing his hands together, he said, "It's started..."
Chi Zhou: "Okay!"
Then, the moment Yanyi stretched out his hand, just touched him, turned over and pressed him on the carpet, "Brother, do you want to rob me for sex?"
He raised his hands and couldn't wait, "No need to rob, I'll give it to you!"
Yan Yi: ...
Yan Yi: This is not what I want!
Struggling: "Oh, oh, oh..."
"Ugh..."
Chi Zhou: "Call me brother!"
Yanyi: "Woo--"
Chi Zhou: "Call!"
Yan Yi: "You are so...wow!"
Yan Yi was almost autistic.
But every time he was about to die, looking back at Chizhou, he seemed to be very motivated: "Just now, Mr. Yan, can you make up for it?"
Yan Yi: ...
Chi Zhou: "Besides, the mark you caught is also a single one, just make it up!"
Yan Yi: ...
See, that's how he got bullied.
No matter how arrogant he is outside, when he returns home, Chi Dawang will always find a way to keep him from getting out of bed!
Actually, that's pretty good.
Thinking about it, wantonness is the flavoring agent of life, and the carnival between two people is also a contest between you and me.
So Teacher Yan can be so conniving, I still think from the bottom of my heart, aside from the tiring point, it's really fun.
It's Chizhou Tai Wangba.
In order to bully Teacher Yan, I racked my brains and thought of what to do.
Now, he is not a man at all, okay?
Playing play, he took Yan Yi to play with animals.
"So, today is Xiao Yanyan and Xiao Miaomiao's birthday, let's cooperate..."
Chizhou assigns him a role, "You are a cat in spring, I am a big wolf passing by, you are grinding your claws under a tree, I ran into you when I was looking for food!"
The corners of Yanyi's mouth twitched, looking at himself in the mirror with cat ears on, "...why is it a cat in spring?"
Chi Zhou has no shame: "Because...it's easy to control in spring!"
After finishing speaking, she smiled treacherously and kissed her deeply.Yanyi was dizzy and didn't react for a long time.
When he finally left, he exhaled heavily, wanting to pull the cat ears off his head.
Stopped by Chi Zhou, "Don't move, she's so cute!"
Then, seeing Yanyi's disgust, she rushed towards him waving her wolf claws...
Yan Yi couldn't hide, struggled for a long time, and was finally pressed against the oversized floor mirror in the bathroom.
Chi Zhou: "Aww——"
"Fuck, hiss!"
Yan Yi twitched all over, and stared at Chi Zhou pitifully with tears in her beautiful eyes: "Just play, why are you biting your neck?"
Chi Zhou's heart beat fast and his reaction was strong, but his face just wouldn't turn red.
He lowered his head and sucked his ear, and finally nibbled on the back of his neck.
With the heavy bass squeezed out between the teeth, he said: "You are now set to be a cat. If I bite your neck, you will not struggle!"
If he doesn't struggle, it means that he will accept his fate and do whatever he wants.
Yan Yi: ...
You are a fucking asshole!
"Get a divorce!"
Crying for divorce three hundred times a day seems to have become the norm for him to be bullied miserably!
"I don't even have to lift my toes to think about whether you believe it or not?"
The next day, Zuo Yuan saw the deep tooth marks on the back of his neck, "You must have been ruined by your Mr. Chi again yesterday!"
Then he clicked his tongue indescribably, "The teeth are not bad."
Yanyi: "...fuck, get out!"
He was ashamed just thinking about it, and seeing the cat ears still hanging on the side, he couldn't look directly at his cat sons.
The cat sons were yelling at the door of the bathroom yesterday, and when they heard him yelling miserably inside, they thought something was wrong with their father.
From time to time, he still walks upright, holding his paws against the door, "Meow, meow..."
When it was over, Yan Yi was carried out by Mr. Chi with limp legs, cursed a few times, and really lost his energy.
Drilled into the quilt and fell asleep.
He vaguely heard Chi Zhou picking up the two cats: "Stop making trouble, a good son must learn to grow up on his own, and he can't always look for his mother!"
Then, one in each hand, he picked up the two cats climbing the bed and sent them downstairs.
When he was half asleep and half awake, he felt an arm passing under his neck.
Yanyi was about to die, so he lifted his foot and said, "Go away!"
Chi Zhou said in a muffled voice, "Oh!"
Still insist on hugging people.
And then, Yan Yi didn't remember...
He was very angry at first, but when he got up early in the morning, he was dazed, and Chi Zhou had already left.
I saw the breakfast left in the kitchen, and a note on the refrigerator: Teacher Xiaomeiyan, you can’t drink ice water when you wake up early, the juice is squeezed, the premise is that you have to finish breakfast first!
Most of Yanyi's complaints disappeared in an instant!
Silently decided: in the future, I will take good care of my body and stop playing with excitement!
…………
As soon as the decision was made, Zuo Yuan mentioned his pain as if he had nothing to do, and the 'sense of humiliation' buried deep in his heart was awakened.
It spread and expanded infinitely, occupying his mind, causing him to ruthlessly tear up the little warmth that Mr. Chi gave him when he got up early, and trampled it under his feet.
he—tui!
Animals!
Gritting her teeth, Yan Yi sent a WeChat message to Chi Zhou at work:
The room is ready for you!
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【three】
Teacher Yan felt that the recent Mr. Chi seemed crazy.
No, in fact, it can also be said that he has a disease, and he is a little nervous.
The specific manifestations are: restlessness, scratching ears and cheeks, insomnia and dreaminess, talking to oneself.
—Like an ADHD kid, no matter what.
It made Teacher Yan feel dizzy every day, and he wanted to strangle him to death every minute.
But he finally endured it.
The old Gong I chose, I can't give up even if I cry!
The specific reason can be traced back to a month ago.
Xiao Yanyan at home is pregnant and has a baby...
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Xiao Yanyan was originally a noble and elegant puppet, and did not embarrass others like Miaomiao every day.
As long as the stomach is full, Miaomiao, who has plunged into the cat food bowl and has no image, will wander on the carpet in the living room.
Gracefully walked on the catwalk, gracefully rubbed the cat's neck and tail on the sofa, and gracefully came to the side of the cat climbing frame.
Then Jiao Jinjin jumped up to the third floor, bowed her soft body, and stretched her beautiful waist.Leaning at Miaomiao, who was still holding the cat food bowl, she turned her head to the balcony in disgust, "Meow..."
lie down.
Or just in the cat litter, on the sofa, or on the floor.
Stay for at least a while.
During this period, as long as you are not hungry or thirsty, you will not move your nest at all.
Of course, it doesn't pay attention to Miaomiao who is jumping around and destroying home decorations.
——Because it is very unwilling to join forces with Miaomiao.
Only when Yanyi and Chizhou were around, it would occasionally compete for favor.
With a well-behaved "meow", it got up from the position it had been in for a long time.
Miaomiao, who slapped her paw on her father's lap like she was spreading pancakes, begging for sex: Get lost, Miss Ben!
Then, under Miaomiao's aggrieved gaze, which dared not speak out, she rubbed her face on her father's lap.
Soft, "Mi..."
Climb on Dad's chest.
The girlfriend drilled a few times, tilted her head and posted it.
And as if declaring sovereignty, he flicked his tail a few times, and cast a glance at Miaomiao who could only lie next to his master to rub his favor: You retarded man!
Miaomiao is actually a cat like a king at home.
If you want to eat or drink, just call a few times, no matter who it is, you will be served in front of him with a smile.
Because my father dotes on me, so does my aunt.
Sometimes, in front of Dad, push the phone he just put off the coffee table, or jump on the dining table and spill the milk with his butt.
Dad doesn't hit it either.
The most reproach is: "You stinky cat, have you become fat?"
Then picked it up and swung it around in the air a few times, scratched its chin indulgently, and rubbed its belly.
In this family, it fears no one.
Except Xiao Yanyan.
Because it angered Dad, Dad will not starve it, Yanyan will.
Yan Yan doesn't let him suffer, doesn't let him lick his face, and doesn't let him smell it.
Yan Yan is precious!
But it was such a fine white jade cabbage that Miaomiao finally fell for.
Also pregnant.
………………
Yan Yi is a nervous person, Chi Zhou is busy.
When Xiao Yanyan was pregnant with her baby, Chi Zhou happened to go to the desert to film a movie, so neither of them knew.
After finally connecting online, Yan Yi was not at home.
Sometimes when he was finally here, he would play with Chizhou when he was free, and there were too few shots for Maozi.
And when he found out that something was wrong with Yan Yan, Yan Yan was almost on her due date.
He told Chi Zhou: "I don't know what's wrong. Xiao Yanyan has eaten a lot recently and ate all of Miaomiao's share. I heard from my aunt that I went to look for cat food halfway. What's more strange is that recently For a month, he was sleeping when I left, and he was sleeping when I came back, and he didn't even move his nest, and he didn't come to hug my neck." "Here, look..."
Yanyi showed Chizhou the camera, "I came back early today and sat here for a while. Miaomiao was so lively that she jumped up and down. Even if Yanyan didn't move, she kept lying on her side...for an hour, right? Is it sick?"
It is also the first time for Chizhou to raise a cat, and he still asked Bai Shao for the injection.
This time he himself was not at home, and he could not see anything.
He only felt that Yanyan in the camera was lazy, so he said: "Are you busy tomorrow? No, I'll let Bai Shao go and take him to the pet hospital for a look?"
Yan Yi nodded, "Well, I will have an event in this city tomorrow afternoon, I don't need Bai Shao, I'll make an appointment now, and I will go up and bring Yan Yan there tomorrow."
That is, I took this trip and was told by the doctor: "Your cat is pregnant!"
"I don't know how your master did it. It feels wrong that you are about to give birth? It's so irresponsible!"
It seems that Yanyi is not the owner, but the scumbag who impregnated the cat.
Finally, he had a B-ultrasound, and the doctor told him accurately: "The due date is just a few days away. To be on the safe side, it is recommended to keep the cat and bring it back after you give birth. If you agree, go through the formalities first. You decide."
"Of course I have to stay, I won't deliver babies when I go back!"
Yanyi looked at Xiao Yanyan, his heart ached to death, rubbed its limp neck, and called his assistant Ruan Ming.
As much as he loves Yan Yan, he is as airy as he is.
After settling down here, he dragged Miaomiao's hind legs and beat him up when he went back.
——"You scumbag!"
——"Have you got a marriage certificate and you messed around?"
——"It's fine if you mess around, but you still make it pregnant?"
——"You let it get pregnant and you don't take care of it!"
——"Scumbag!"
——"You talk, do you think it's over if you don't talk?"
——"Hmph, I'll fine you for a week without a little fish!"
Miaomiao: "Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
After screaming for a long time, when Yanyi put it down, like a child who has done something wrong, he looked at the back wall of the sofa pitifully and thought about his past.
Yan Yi was just bluffing and bluffing, after beating up the unworthy descendants, it would be fine with this exhalation.
After finishing his work in the afternoon, he packed up his things and took Miaomiao to the pet hospital.
There is no way, Miaomiao is a ruffian bastard, Yanyan is a rich lady.
Miss Qianjin is used to being reserved, and in the end she will like smooth-talking hooligans.
Because of excitement and curiosity.
And what Yan Yan faces every day is this bastard cat, and it has no choice.
Yanyi thought: No matter what, Miaomiao is also the baby's biological father, and the daughter-in-law will give birth to the baby, so she needs her boyfriend to accompany her!
He was angry, but he couldn't ruthlessly deprive a scumbag of the right to be a father.
………………
A few days later, Xiao Yanyan successfully gave birth to a baby cat at the "Mengke Mengke" Pet Hospital.
At that time, Chi Zhou also came back.
——At this stage, apart from Teacher Yan, there is really nothing more important than being a grandfather!
Mr. Chi said: He is very happy.
On the day Yanyi went to pick him up at the airport, he got into the car and gave a deep kiss after seeing him after a long absence, and then began to ask about Xiao Yanyan's situation.
"Have you given birth? What did the doctor say, how is Yanyan doing now?"
Yan Yan made a fuss like his wife.
Yan Yi: "Give birth, mother and child are safe, they are being raised in the hospital!"
Because Chizhou's set was too far away, he couldn't keep up.Yanyi shared with him in surprise while driving, "It's just that the kitten is too small. My God, you didn't see it. The doctor showed it to me when it was just born. It feels like a lump of raw meat. There are not many sticks. Ermao. Hahaha, you don’t know, I didn’t even dare to touch it at the time, for fear that it would die if I moved my fingers!”
Yanyi: "Fortunately, there is a doctor. The doctor holds them, wipes them, and feeds them goat milk..."
Yanyi said: "Yanyan was too weak at the time, and there was nothing to feed her."
"is it?"
Chi Zhou smiled, and while waiting for the red light, he gave Teacher Yan a thankful kiss, "Thank you for your hard work!"
Yanyi wiped the corner of his mouth in disgust, "Fuck, I didn't give birth, I've worked so hard!"
Chi Zhou: "Same!"
He happily leaned on the back of the chair and sighed, "Although you were not born, there is no difference in my eyes. In the future, we will be full of children and grandchildren!"
Yan Yi gave him a contemptuous look.
After a while, it was almost there.
Chi Zhou suddenly remembered, "By the way, I haven't asked you yet, how many are there?"
Yanyi said mysteriously: "I'll show you somewhere!"
Now, in order to ensure the survival rate, Yan Yan and Mao Zizi are still being raised in the hospital.There are professionals, not to mention how thoughtful the care is!
"En!" Chi Zhou nodded, protecting Teacher Yan's sense of mystery.
Said: "There must be four!"
"Ha ha……"
Yan Yi smiled, but said nothing.
Accelerate all the way.
It arrived within a few minutes. Mr. Chi got out of the car in surprise, went upstairs in surprise, and walked in in surprise...
Then shut yourself up!
Yan Yan was lying on her side in the cat's litter, Miaomiao was outside the cat's litter.
Miaomiao, who had a son, was very happy. Seeing his father come back with a vicissitudes of life, he was rare and calm, and let out a low "meow".
As if to say: Dad, you see I have a son!
Then he slowly and carefully lowered his head, and sniffed at the son whose head was being licked by his mother in the nest.
Lick with wife.
Chi Zhou's heart softened, and he walked over with Yan Yi, lovingly touching Yan Yan.
Seeing two small pink meat strips in the nest, "Two? Two are fine, we Yanyan are awesome!"
Yan Yan: "Meow..."
Rubbed his hand.
Then raised the fluffy tail...
The little one that was sipping and greedy showed its small head, and said in a very low voice: "Mi..."
Twisted his ass.
Chizhou: ...
Chi Zhou turned his head and looked at Yan Yi, "Three, three?"
As if unwilling to give up, he raised Yan Yan's tail, hugged Miaomiao, and searched in the cat's litter...
Feels like life is playing tricks on him.
Ask again as if to confirm: "Teacher Yan, are there really three?"
Yan Yi: "Pfft..."
not talking.
Chi Zhou asked the little nurse next to him, "Could one run away? Or did you carry the wrong one and carried an extra one?"
This is an uncertainty about the responsibility of their entire hospital and doctors, and a question about their basic quality.
Nurse: "I'm a professional nurse. I've been with the cats since they entered the delivery room until now. Brother Yan is watching. How can I make them starve or run away? Besides, their bones haven't started to develop yet, how can they run away?"
"As for the wrong thing you said, it's even more impossible. Every cat is marked from the moment it is born. If you don't believe me, you can read it. If you don't believe me, you can check the monitoring!"
Chizhou: ...
Chi Zhou frowned, looking at the kittens with a red poke above their heads.
Next to him, Yanyi hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, Miss, he... didn't mean that." Yanyi said, "Maybe I'm exhausted, and now I'm in a trance."
The nurse has seen all kinds of people, said it is understandable, and explained the precautions.
Saying that they are not allowed to touch the kitten for too long, and they are not allowed to take it out of the nest, etc., they walked out first.
As soon as the door was closed, Chi Zhou began to doubt life again.
He murmured, "Why are there three?"
He raised Yan Yan's little tail, "Did you really give birth to three?"
I checked again and again with my eyes, and it was indeed after three.
Chizhou sighed.
Turning his head to look at Yan Yi sadly: "Could there be another one that hasn't been born yet?"
Yanyi: "...What's wrong with you? Have you ever seen a cat that gave birth halfway, and then regenerated in a few days?"
Chi Zhou: "It's on the news!"
He said, "It's just that there are many twins. The first one was born a month later and the second one was born?"
Yan Yi: ...
Yanyi raised his forehead, "Why don't you give birth to a kitten with a time interval and show me?"
Here Chi Zhou is sober, "How am I born?"
Yan Yi: "Then don't talk nonsense! No matter how many he has, they are all your grandsons anyway. Let's go back after the full moon, you just need to be responsible for being a grandfather and make good money!"
Chi Zhou's eyebrows still did not stretch, he sighed again, and said, "Oh..."
Temporarily give up to toss Yanyan.
But after that, for two consecutive months, Yan Yi was almost tortured to death.
It's okay to be busy. With Chizhou's dedication, he basically forgot about the asymmetrical number at home.
But as long as you are free and come home...
Especially looking at the asymmetry in the cat's litter, the disease relapsed again, each time getting worse——
"Why not one more? How good are four? This way Yanyan can feed two at the same time."
After a while, he sighed, "Two are fine, let's make a pair!"
Chi Zhou: "But Yanyan gave birth to three."
"three……"
Chi Zhou said to himself: "Hey one by one, it's single..."
"Two by two, there is an odd number on one side!"
"Feed the three together, this is not even enough for one side, and there is still an empty seat..."
Chi Zhou felt that he was going to have a nervous breakdown, "Why did you have three babies?"
Chi Zhou: "I've seen many of them have eight or six babies."
Chi Zhou: "I didn't want you to suffer so much, you can just have two..."
"Why not give birth to three?"
……
Yan Yi was almost driven mad by his reading.
"Why three?"
"Why three?"
"Can you have one more or one less?"
Like a curse, he was dazzled by his fidgeting.
There was a time when he couldn't bear it anymore, Yan Yi yelled at him, "Are you sick!"
Yanyi: "What's wrong with the three? The three are also cats, but the numbers are asymmetrical. Haven't you seen it? They look exactly like their parents, even their markings are the same. Why do you have to worry about the three? You are free!"
"I'm not disgusted!"
Chi Zhou lowered his head, looking very uncomfortable, "They are very good, I didn't say bad."
Yan Yi: "Then what are you doing?"
Chi Zhou: "They are good at everything, but they are not symmetrical!"
Yan Yi: ...
Yan Yi was speechless.
His temples bulged, "You can worry about it yourself, I'm too lazy to care about you!"
I really think he is hopeless!
Afterwards, for many days, Chizhou didn't come out of this "shadow".Yan Yi saw that he was really uncomfortable, and his heart softened, so he remembered Zuo Yuan's words.
He told Zuo Yuan some time ago that Zuo Yuan is a very reliable grandfather.
The suggestion said: "Why don't you adopt another one?"
Yanyi felt that there were already too many cats in the house, and they couldn't care less about taking care of them, and felt that it was not feasible.
But now that it is like this, Yanyi thinks: If there is no solution, Mr. Chi may suffer from depression.
never mind!
Yan Yi went to the bed: "No way, I'll go to my pet store tomorrow and find that they look like Bao'er and the others, so I'll buy them together and make them together?"
Chi Zhou had just come out of the shower, was wiping his wet hair, and stopped when he heard that, "What if there is nothing?"
Yanyi was annoyed: "I didn't say any more, I haven't seen you yet, why are you so anxious?"
Chi Zhou laughed, "I'm not in a hurry!"
It seemed that he was in a good mood today, and he flew up and overwhelmed Teacher Yan who was being spoken.
Caught off guard for a while, Yan Yi's soul flew halfway out, and took a long time to catch his breath.
"Why, water dripped on me!" Yan Yi pushed him in disgust.
Being held down by Chi Zhou, the light breath with the taste of lime was blown on his face: "I have a better way, will you listen?"
Yan Yi: "What way?"
Chi Zhou hooked his lips, and leaned over to kiss him, "We, have a baby?"
Yan Yi: ...
Yanyi cursed rudely: "Your uncle, why don't you give me a try?"
Chi Zhou: "As you said, just try it!"
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[Four]
Practice has proved that the physiological limit can be broken, but the biological limit cannot.
Because the structure of the human body does not allow them to have delusions!
So after a toss and turn in the evening, the child didn't.
Teacher Yan can't come down!
He extremely suspected that that bastard in Chizhou did it on purpose!
Deliberately let him soften his heart so that his beastly behavior can be better displayed.
Yan Yan, the cat son, will not give him an even number, but Teacher Yan can.
Teacher Yan can also make him double the number of times.
Yan Yi was heartbroken.
Early in the morning, when Chizhou got up to make breakfast, he called Zuo Yuan tremblingly...
The voice was hoarse, weak and miserable, "Hey, do you want to raise a cat?"
Yanyi: "It's nearly two months old, I'll give you one..."
Yanyi: "The premise is: you must go home often to reunite with your brothers and sisters!"
For a long time, there was no movement from Zuo Yuan.
Yan Yi: "Hey... are you listening, Zuo Goudan? I didn't hear it, cough, cough cough, I went to Xiang Chi if I didn't hear it!"
After rustling for a long time, Zuo Yuan's voice came from over there...
The same hoarseness, the same misery.
Still equally pitiful: "Will... bite people?"
Zuo Yuan: "If you can bite, I will raise it!"
Yan Yi was confused.
Suddenly there was a jolt, eyes widened...
"What’s wrong with you?"
Zuo Yuan was weak, "I was bitten by my dog... hiss. Don't say anything, he came to bite me again, so I died first..."
"Beep" sound.
Yan Yi looked at the phone and was stunned for a long time.
That's right!
and so……
[Yan Yi remembered a certain bet with Chi Zhou:
Yan Yi: "Xiang Chi's little milk dog is as soft as a lump of butter, he can't attack. Besides, look at Zuo Yuan's flirtatious appearance, even if he dies, it's impossible for him to let Xiang Chi Do you believe it or not?"
Chi Zhou: "I don't believe it. Because there is a kind of person, such as Xiang Chi, who looks soft and cute, but is actually no worse than anyone else! As long as he wants to attack, he will definitely attack! On the other hand, Zuo Yuan..."
Chi Zhou said: "He is that kind, teach Xiang Chi how to play with his own kind!"
Yanyi: "...Do you want to be so straightforward?"
Chi Zhou: "What I said is the truth, you have to trust my intuition!"
Yanyi: "I don't believe it, don't try to fool me!"
Chi Zhou: "Do you dare to bet?"
Yanyi: "I'm afraid of you, what are you betting on?"
Chi Zhou: "Bet on you!"
Chi Zhou: "I pressed Xiang Chi, and I lost to realize your dream of being above!"
Yanyi: "Hehe, are you still a big kid?"
Yanyi slapped the table, "Success, you can bet, I bet on Zuo Yuan, if you lose, it's up to you!"
Chi Zhou: "Okay, it's a deal! If you lose, you will wear cat ears for a month!"
Yanyi: "I'm going to lose, you have to wear it for half a year, and I still have to be on top."
Chi Zhou: "High fives!"
Yanyi: "Hive your hands and swear!"
The two together: "Whoever cheats is a puppy!"
Then, "Papa Papa" three times. 】
just now……
It seems that I really lost.
Yanyi glanced at the shameful cat ears on the bed, lifted the quilt to wrap herself up...
Don't admit it, I didn't agree!
Woo, woof woof!
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The author says:
I'm sorry everyone, I wrote it in the coding software, and I wrote three thousand, because I didn't turn off the computer when I went out, and lost it, so I had to re-code it. I'm sorry for being late.
This is the end of the episode, thank you all.
Fly a deep kiss full of tears~
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Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Qingcai and Xiao Azi 1;
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Mengshang;
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles by the roadside; 5 bottles for take-off and landing at night; 1 bottle for Varey.
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!